I'm getting married in an hour so HURRY UP!

[Giggle Goose]

Well, considering her attitude, I can see why no one was doing her shopping for her--that would require her to have friends. But that begs the question of why someone is marrying her...... Oh goodness, I just need to stop thinking! And we all know there's no sense in trying to figure out an SC's thought process anyway.

[NightAngel]

*looks at watch* I've got time! (gold star for the two references)

The Incredibles.

I was late to my first wedding because I had to pick up the best man and give him a ride to the wedding. So, yes- the bride and the best man arrived late to the weeding together. People talked.

[RentalRacer]

This woman comes into Wal-Mart wearing a full fledged wedding dress.

Wow that is the most White-Trash thing Ever. Except for those people who actually get married in a Wal-Mart.

[Becks]

so here I am in a huge poufy white gown, 7 cashiers fawning over me, and my manager walks right by and doesn't notice!!!

Male manager? If so, some men can be so oblivious. I know, I live with one

[Crow The Robot]

Erm, okay...How much did this bride-to-be buy anyway? I seriously hope thta it was stuff that they needed. I love how she grabs things with no UPC and called the cashier "stupid". Hey lady, the cashier isn't getting married in an hour, you brought this upon yourself. In the same vein, we found a wedding dress in the parking lot of my WM. Wierd, just wierd.

[zzapp the witch]

Walmart, huh? Guess we can figure out that she wasn't marrying up.

[Phone Jockey]

The last thing I was thinking about on my wedding day was Wal-Mart. I was, however, freaking out.

[starla671]

Only at Wal Mart!

What kind of moron goes to that store at Friday afternoon right before their wedding? It's the busiest time of the week!

[toomanycalls1]

i had to send my maid of honor

I had to send my maid of honor to get backup nylons but she wasn't in her maid of honor dress yet and the store was on her way. And that morning I had to run into my dentist office because my fake tooth came a little loose. But I wasn't in my dress or anything yet. And the dentist was going to be at the wedding since my dentist happens to be my Dad's best friend and my Godfather.

[DarthRetard]

Did he give you an offer you couldnt refuse????

Im sorry....couldnt resist...

[LIW]

Wow that is the most White-Trash thing Ever. Except for those people who actually get married in a Wal-Mart.

I have a pretty bad one. We bought our wedding CAKE at Wal-mart!!!! My husband had to go pick it up the morning of our wedding, because my mother absolutely REFUSED to. Why?? Seven and a half years later, I still don't know!! Maybe she was embarrassed because we bought our cake at Wal-Mart.

Anyway, my husband didn't go get the cake in his tux!! But buying your cake at Wal-Mart is pretty trashy, but hey it was cheap, it looked nice, and was pretty good!!!

[draftermatt]

Shoot my wedding I showed up at the place 2 hours early and made all of my groomsmen too. That way nobody could be late or involved in a crash too late to replace them. (Sorry if that sounds mean but hey). And one of them did forget socks so they had to run to Target anyway.

Not to mention of my ushers' wives was pregnant and due two days earlier. We took all kinds of precautions.

[tollbaby]

Anyway, my husband didn't go get the cake in his tux!! But buying your cake at Wal-Mart is pretty trashy, but hey it was cheap, it looked nice, and was pretty good!!!

My mom bought ours at Costco

Shoot my wedding I showed up at the place 2 hours early and made all of my groomsmen too. That way nobody could be late or involved in a crash too late to replace them. (Sorry if that sounds mean but hey).

It may sound mean, but my wedding was a bit of a disaster because the best man (and the BACKUP best man) didn't show up. Why? Best man burnt his hand, so mr. Backup (who was his roommate at the time) decided that since they didn't have any painkillers in the house, vodka would do just as well. Mr. Best Man is a small Japanese guy of no significant weight, and can't hold his liquor, and ended up throwing up all over BOTH of them in the cab on the way to the wedding. *grumble*

[Spiffy McMoron]

A lot of the people nearby are watching the entire thing & some say..."why in the world is she shopping an hour before her wedding??"

She needed to buy a cheap shotgun for the wedding?

[Getoutofmylobby]

Mrs Getoutofmylobby and I, on our wedding night, had the limo stop at the Ameristar Casino on the way to our hotel. It was great, we were dead tired and half drunk. We blew about a hundered of our wedding money on drinks, roulette and baccarat of all things. People came up to congradulate us, some guy bought us shots. An old lady made a bet in our honor.

Yeah, I guess we were suckers for attention too.

So does that make us hoosiers??

(In our region of the world, we call rednecks, white trash people, whatever... hoosiers.)

((Sorry to anyone from Indiana, no offense meant.))

(((someone bought a wedding cake at walmart???)))