Dear customers,
I know that this is going to be a fun and interesting holiday season for us both. However, to keep this excitement at a manageable level, I have a few guidelines for you to follow.
I am aware that we are very close to Canada, and that many of you are Canadian. I am also aware that one of my workplaces actually originated in Canada. However, this is not Canada, and we do not have the same products as stores across the bridge. Please do not hold this against me personally, as I do not have authority to decide what products our store will carry.
Please do not come in five minutes before close for a family meal and act like a child when we do not have it available. Our products are expensive, and they take an average of twenty minutes to chok. We will cook it for you if you'd like to wait. We cannot keep so much product up right before close because ninety-five percent of the time it will be wasted.
Please bathe regularly.
If you bring children with you, please care for them. We have a queue, but it does not double as a jungle gym. This is the greasiest fast food in town, and sometimes the floors get slippery. I do not enjoy watching children hurt themselves. Please do not get angry when I tell your child not to run.If you won't, then I will.
It's called fast food, not instant food.
If you make a mess in the bathroom, please clean it up. If this is not possible, please let us know that it needs to be cleaned.
Please suspend your phone conversation until your transaction is complete. There are questions that I must ask you to ensure that you get the food you want.
I am required to suggest items to you. It is part of my job and I would get fired of I just didn't do it.
Please try to remember the above guidelines and have a happy holiday season!
I know that this is going to be a fun and interesting holiday season for us both. However, to keep this excitement at a manageable level, I have a few guidelines for you to follow.
I am aware that we are very close to Canada, and that many of you are Canadian. I am also aware that one of my workplaces actually originated in Canada. However, this is not Canada, and we do not have the same products as stores across the bridge. Please do not hold this against me personally, as I do not have authority to decide what products our store will carry.
Please do not come in five minutes before close for a family meal and act like a child when we do not have it available. Our products are expensive, and they take an average of twenty minutes to chok. We will cook it for you if you'd like to wait. We cannot keep so much product up right before close because ninety-five percent of the time it will be wasted.
Please bathe regularly.
If you bring children with you, please care for them. We have a queue, but it does not double as a jungle gym. This is the greasiest fast food in town, and sometimes the floors get slippery. I do not enjoy watching children hurt themselves. Please do not get angry when I tell your child not to run.If you won't, then I will.
It's called fast food, not instant food.
If you make a mess in the bathroom, please clean it up. If this is not possible, please let us know that it needs to be cleaned.
Please suspend your phone conversation until your transaction is complete. There are questions that I must ask you to ensure that you get the food you want.
I am required to suggest items to you. It is part of my job and I would get fired of I just didn't do it.
Please try to remember the above guidelines and have a happy holiday season!
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