I have a new pet (epic)

[ThirdGenRetail]

Excuse me as I die of cute!

Also, to be a fly on the wall the next time that guy comes around looking for a room...

[bhskittykatt]

I have raised these balls of fur. It is so funny how when you open the frig they all start chirping, waiting for a treat. It is so calming how they purr.

Yeah.

Yesterday, little Pippin was just freaked out. He wanted cry and to burrow and hide under everything. He burrowed under my sweater and hid there. I also tried to introduce him to the dog. He freaked out and tried to burrow under the dog, who was just like, "WTF? What the hell is this?" before getting up and wandering off.

Today though, he much calmer. He's quieted down, unless I pull out the lettuce, which makes him go "SQUEEEEEE!" Which I can only presume means "MOAR LETTUCE!"

And he did purr last night while noshing on leafy greens. I was like "Awww, happy Tribble!"

[Cazzi]

Grrrr If I ever ran into that guy I'd...I'd.... can't say on the board but I'm sure it would involve

I'm glad Pippin found you
My piggy girls are sending him lots of squee's & snuggles & some of their favourite treats to share

Excuse my now, I need to go cuddle them...

[HappyFun Ball]

Yes, pan flute music will keep him calm and keep away Guinea Bears, Guinea Bees and such.


He is just so frigging cute!

[pitmonkey]

I have raised these balls of fur. It is so funny how when you open the frig they all start chirping, waiting for a treat. It is so calming how they purr.

[Teefies2]

OK, given the facts that the room was destroyed, and the fact that the poor animal was found in a bed and not his "habitat", plus the known quantity of dirty minds on this board, I am absolutely shocked no one has brought up this plausible reason for the jerk ot adopt a guinea pig.

To keep it as vague as possible think Snopes.com and Richard Gere.

/ducks

What?

SC

I did NOT need that picture in my brain

[BroSCFischer]

OK, given the facts that the room was destroyed, and the fact that the poor animal was found in a bed and not his "habitat", plus the known quantity of dirty minds on this board, I am absolutely shocked no one has brought up this plausible reason for the jerk ot adopt a guinea pig.

To keep it as vague as possible think Snopes.com and Richard Gere.

/ducks

What?

SC

[Teefies2]

Is there anyway you could report the as***** to Animal Services?

And he/she is CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marmalady]

He is just utterly cute and adorable! So glad he's found a safe and loving home with you!

And as for the guy who just left him there....

[Elspeth]

what a little cutie. I love guinea piggies. I love their little noises. give him treats and love from me

[XCashier]

Thank you for rescuing Pippin and giving him a good home. He's a cutie! Give him a nice carrot for me.

His former owner, give him this for me Stupid jackass, he's got no business owning a pet rock, let alone a helpless creature!

[MoonCat]

He's a cutie. And that guy was nutz. Sticking pepperoni on the mirror--wtf?? I hope he gets on some good meds and stops acting like this. It's one thing to crazy things like he did with the pepperoni, the tinsel, etc. It's another thing altogether to involve a helpless animal.

But if it had to happen, I'm glad it was at your hotel, where you could rescue the little guy!

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!! I wuv him just from his picture Welcome to a happy life, Pippin!

[LillFilly]

He has quite the "OMFG what happened to me!?" look on his face. Huge cute eyes!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Oooooh, can I pet him? *drool*

Congrats on the new pet . . . and let's hope that SC who left him in such a sorry state doesn't get to adopt anything else.

People like him make me very, very bitchy. And that's an understatement.