...and they take a mile.
We have Grumpy Old Lady at the motel, or GOL. She's stayed with us in the past. Her mobility is limited, and in the past if we had people available who had the time, we would make food runs for her. IF we had the people and IF we had the time.
Late last night, GOL calls down.
GOL: "Yeah, can you send someone to bring me some food from McDonald's? I want blah blah blah."
Me: "Unfortunately, there's no one here who can do that for you."
GOL: "Well, you'd better find someone. I need to eat some food and I want blah blah blah."
Me: "There's no one here, ma'am. All the employees have gone home. I'm the only one here, and I can't leave the motel."
GOL: "Well then find someone! Are you checking someone in?"
Me: "Not at the moment."
GOL: "Well when you check someone in, you can ask them. I want blah blah blah."
Me: "Ma'am, I'm not going to ask a random guest to bring you food."
GOL: "Yes you will!"
Me: "No ma'am, I won't. That would be highly inappropriate."
GOL: "Well you just need to find yourself a new job, then, since you can't do this one!" *click*
Me:
Whatever, b**ch. Obtaining food for you is NOT my job!
We have Grumpy Old Lady at the motel, or GOL. She's stayed with us in the past. Her mobility is limited, and in the past if we had people available who had the time, we would make food runs for her. IF we had the people and IF we had the time.
Late last night, GOL calls down.
GOL: "Yeah, can you send someone to bring me some food from McDonald's? I want blah blah blah."
Me: "Unfortunately, there's no one here who can do that for you."
GOL: "Well, you'd better find someone. I need to eat some food and I want blah blah blah."
Me: "There's no one here, ma'am. All the employees have gone home. I'm the only one here, and I can't leave the motel."
GOL: "Well then find someone! Are you checking someone in?"
Me: "Not at the moment."
GOL: "Well when you check someone in, you can ask them. I want blah blah blah."
Me: "Ma'am, I'm not going to ask a random guest to bring you food."
GOL: "Yes you will!"
Me: "No ma'am, I won't. That would be highly inappropriate."
GOL: "Well you just need to find yourself a new job, then, since you can't do this one!" *click*
Me:

Whatever, b**ch. Obtaining food for you is NOT my job!




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