Conviencence store Cacaphony!

[Opalin]

Would that somehow qualify as cannibalism?

I believe it has to be the flesh of a person to count.

To the OP, welcome to CS, I will be following your continued posts with great interest.
Also, I loved the interpretive dance.

[Syriilord]

Pretty sure Gravekeeper posted something very similar once.

You should probably check out Jennie Breeden's comic, The Devil's Panties. She did something similar relatively recently.

[ackmeow]

I've updated the page with some recent (And not so recent) stories.

[dragon_wings]

I'm just adding ackmeow's name to my little list that currently includes sheldon and dalesys *entitled: they scare the Normals. encourage them at every opportunity*

QFT! ^_^

[EricKei]

Welcome aboard the board! You'll fit in quite nicely ^_^

I dunno if I should worship you or avoid you...o.o

I'm just adding ackmeow's name to my little list that currently includes sheldon and dalesys *entitled: they scare the Normals. encourage them at every opportunity*

A Toonie under their tongue? That's a pretty good sized coin.

This really makes me wonder if anyone ever told this dude just how dirty money tends to be >_<

[Duncan MacLeod]

with.

Clever uses for bills II:

One word: Kleenex.

Just wait till they try to do that with the new "plastic" money, there will be a who new level of hilarity as it goes ricocheting.

[Shalom]

I'd love to get a story from someone in the Border Patrol about American EW's complaining, "But I'm an American! You have to let me cross back in!"

Pretty sure Gravekeeper posted something very similar once.

[Sapphire Silk]

Actually, Canada doesn't require a passport for visitors entering by land from the U.S. On the other hand, the U.S. DOES require a passport when such visitors try to return home.

I'd love to get a story from someone in the Border Patrol about American EW's complaining, "But I'm an American! You have to let me cross back in!"

[Victory Sabre]

Storage III

A Toonie under their tongue? That's a pretty good sized coin. That person must have had a big mouth. At least I haven't had to deal with any of the "Convenient storage space" types working in my C-Store.

Welcome to the boards. Enjoy your stay.

[wolfie]

Apparently that one woman wasn't paying attention when she had to show ID -- a passport now, right? -- to get across the border. That's a surefire clue that you are in a different country, which might actually have different holidays, practices, etc. ...

Actually, Canada doesn't require a passport for visitors entering by land from the U.S. On the other hand, the U.S. DOES require a passport when such visitors try to return home.

[ackmeow]

Sheldon must be busy, or there'd be screaming from a lot of people right about now.

OP, welcome! Dude, that post was surreal, and I hope you post lots more because I love your style.

I have some Labatt's Blue, and tomorrow is chili and cheesebread day at my house, so you're welcome to drop by. There may even be some bacon around, if the Hubster hasn't eaten it all by now.

Oh, trust me I've got lots. I'm still on forum probation so my posts are taking a while.

Some news about Mr. Nose-ring-no-longer: I talked to him yesterday and he said he put his keys on his nose ring to stretch the hole so he could put a bigger spacer in. The current hole in his nose looks nasty tho. Not quite sure what he was trying to accomplish.

[mharbourgirl]

And a little bit farther...

Sheldon must be busy, or there'd be screaming from a lot of people right about now.

OP, welcome! Dude, that post was surreal, and I hope you post lots more because I love your style.

I have some Labatt's Blue, and tomorrow is chili and cheesebread day at my house, so you're welcome to drop by. There may even be some bacon around, if the Hubster hasn't eaten it all by now.

[dalesys]

It's a guarantee that, on this board, that someone will take it there.

And a litle bit farther...

[Ironclad Alibi]

This one guy however bought a pack and was smoking a doobie outside that generated a foul odor beyond the norm. When approached by security, the man claimed that he didn't have enough tobacco to roll so he used his own hair as a filler.

Gross, but not enough to warrant booting him out. Turns out it was tobacco. And hair.

Would that somehow qualify as cannibalism?

[wagegoth]

No! No we didn't! We didn't have to wonder that!

It's a guarantee that, on this board, that someone will take it there.