Conviencence store Cacaphony!

[downforit2008]

Can I live in Canada too? I'd do ANYTHING to get away from the Black Friday madness by living in a country that doesn't practice it.

No wonder Canada has such a low crime rate.

[BlaqueKatt]

As some one pursuing gender reassignment therapy, I see this as very encouraging. It's always nice to know that there are guys out there who will see past it.

note the use of the term "screw" and not "date" or "build a lasting relationship with", there are people out there that will screw farm animals and corpses, I do not find this encouraging.....

[Sapphire Silk]

But...we have to wonder HAIR FROM WHERE!?!?

No! No we didn't! We didn't have to wonder that!

[BrenDAnn]

Welcome. This post was...disturbing. Very disturbing. I was thinking about lunch, but I think I've lost my appetite now. Ugh...And you have my sympathies for working in a C-store, even a mall one!

[LillFilly]

Gross, but not enough to warrant booting him out. Turns out it was tobacco. And hair.

But...we have to wonder HAIR FROM WHERE!?!?

[dalesys]

Gross, but not enough to warrant booting him out. Turns out it was tobacco. And hair.

I used to threaten my daughters that i would steal their packs and thread a hair through each ciggie.

(gets a horrifying mental image of him hanging his keys from a Prince Albert)

If it hasn't happened already it will arise shortly.

[taurinejunkie]

When approached by security, the man claimed that he didn't have enough tobacco to roll so he used his own hair as a filler.

What the hell?
I have long hair, so sometimes when I'm smoking in windy conditions I'll get a hair touching the lit end of the cigarette; when that happens I get *this* close to so I really don't see how anyone would willingly smoke hair

[Sapphire Silk]

And this guy was a regular too! After this little incident he sported a bandage, wounded pride and not a single piercing. His tongue piercing, his ear piercings, everything. Gone.

His nipple ring, his Prince Albert

Because I'm evil that way.

I dunno if I should worship you or avoid you...o.o

Worship her Lucky girl . . . you beat me to it!

At least his pecker wouldn't sneeze violently.

No, but it might do other things with similar results . . . ouch!

Anyway, ackmeow, to !

Booze, cookies, and hugs are readily available. Bacon only if retailworkshorse doesn't get to it first.

Great first post, btw. I almost broke the first rule

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

(gets a horrifying mental image of him hanging his keys from a Prince Albert)

At least his pecker wouldn't sneeze violently.

[fireheart]

Convenient storage space I:

Ever had a customer pay by pulling bills out of random places? Bras are fairly common but when someone pulls a twenty out of their buttcrack a new level of disgust and imminent contamination rises like an unseen rake handle in your overgrown lawn.

To make matters worse, it was a guy.

I think Kisa's story of the woman pulling a baggie of notes out of her cooch is on par with that.

(gets a horrifying mental image of him hanging his keys from a Prince Albert)

I.........
to the Brainbleach store.

A pallet of brainbleach please.

Because I'm evil that way.

Yes, yes you are. Now I have a friend for you. Her name is Ms. Flamey. I believe you two already know each other

I dunno if I should worship you or avoid you...o.o

Go and join the Church of Lupo?


Anyway to the OP,

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Great stories...if a little bit frightening sometimes! to CS!

[Fudgethatkay]

Because I'm evil that way.

I dunno if I should worship you or avoid you...o.o

[XCashier]

Why. WHY. WHYY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL IS HOLY....Did YOU...put THAT up HERE!?

Because I'm evil that way.

[BuryMe]

Forced sex change? What?:

Because I like to put my hair up in a ponytail, as well as having a few manners of speech and body language I picked up growing up in a mostly female environment I every once and a while have had the amusing occasion when people mistake me for a girl from behind.

Man: Ma'am?
Me, in my deepest voice: "Can I help you?"
Man: OH! Sorry! Geez, I didn't-
Me: *Laughing* It's ok. I get that a lot.
Man: Dude, you look like a chick from behind. You should totally get a sex-change.
Me: A...What?
Man: Yeah! Be a girl! I'd totally screw you.

Hell. No.

As some one pursuing gender reassignment therapy, I see this as very encouraging. It's always nice to know that there are guys out there who will see past it.

[Fudgethatkay]

(gets a horrifying mental image of him hanging his keys from a Prince Albert)

Why. WHY. WHYY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL IS HOLY....Did YOU...put THAT up HERE!?