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  • #1

    I Want Gift Cards!

    Short and sweet...

    Me: Hi, how can I help you?
    SC: I want 20 gift cards!
    Me: Do you have an account with us?
    SC: No, I want 20 gift cards.
    Me: Well, unfortunately we only sell to customers.
    SC: I want gift cards.
    Me: If you'd like I can open an account and then I can get you those gift cards.
    SC: No, I want gift cards.
    Me: But you aren't a customer.
    SC: I want gift cards.
    Me: But you need to have an account.
    SC: I want gift cards.
    Me: Ok... But, it won't... I can't...
    SC: I want gift cards.
    Me: I'm sorry, I can't help you.
    SC: I want gift cards!!!!!!111!!!1!!

    And, she stormed out... My head hurts.
    There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413
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  • #2
    Ow. The entitlement hurt my brain.
    Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
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    • #3
      "I want you to leave!"

      Yeah, probably wouldn't go over well with your management but ...

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      • #4
        Quoth Pixilated View Post
        "I want you to leave!"

        Yeah, probably wouldn't go over well with your management but ...


        & I want gift cards!!...LOL!

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        • #5
          The wrong response to her, that I would have used repeatedly is, "Do you want gift cards???" LOL

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          • #6
            Did she think repeating the same thing over and over would make you eventually change your mind? Good lord. As my mother used to say, people in hell want ice water too!
            "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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            • #7
              "I want gift cards!"

              And I want a pony. Looks like we both lose.
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #8
                I hate entitled people... but this specific one sounded especially painful!

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                • #9
                  Quoth AtDIelement View Post
                  SC: I want gift cards.
                  Me: I'm sorry, I can't help you.
                  SC: I want gift cards!!!!!!111!!!1!!
                  - OK, and how will you be paying for these?

                  - SC: PAY? I WANT GIFT CARDS!!!!
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                  "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                  "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                  "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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                  • #10
                    I'm sorry, what did she want again?? I'm confused.
                    "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                    • #11
                      I think she wanted a swift kick...and a gift card.
                      Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth emax4 View Post
                        The wrong response to her, that I would have used repeatedly is, "Do you want gift cards???" LOL
                        I would pay good money to see that!
                        There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.

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