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Gravekeeper: Bringing families together since 2006
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To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be... -
As well as bringing Nunavut-ians (Nunavut-ites? Nunavut-ers? Hell, I dunnoQuoth Mr Hero View Post
) and pants together. 
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho MarxComment
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And yet he wonders why so many callers think he's in the phone sex industry....Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
And while it was a brilliant GK post, that is really the only comment I have this week. Weird.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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I can see one fo your CW's coming up to you in the next few days with a comment like "Uh, GK, there's a large mouse in a trenchcoat waiting up front for you. Something about song royalties. He was carrying a lead pipe...>_>"Quoth Gravekeeper View Post"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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That's because you have standards.Quoth Gravekeeper View PostUnseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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*applause*I never thought that this was essential,
You and your calls are my bane.
But perhaps there’s a glimmer of potential,
If I can fuse this song with your brain.
I know that your powers of retention,
Are as thick as a walrus’s backside.
But dull as you are pay attention,
For this, is a matter of pride.
It’s clear from your feeble dictation,
It’s a miracle you even managed to dial.
But we’re talking common sense and preparation,
Even you can’t lack this much wile.
So be prepared for your slack witted order!
Be prepared and know what to choose!
A competent era,
Is tiptoeing nearer.
I know it sounds galling,
With that dull wit your hauling!
But now is not the time to be scared!
Be preeepared!
Of course, quid pro quo, you’re expected.
To take on some coherency.
The future is littered with prizes,
And though I’m the main dispensary
The point I must emphasize is:
You won’t get a hat without me!
So prepare for the test of the century!
Be prepared for the hardest exam!
Meticulous planning,
Catalog scanning,
Shallow the gene pool,
A failure was your school,
Your brain is unsuited,
Defected, deluded,
For this test you’re gonna have to cram!
Yes, there’s only one thing left to be shared!
Be preeeeepaaaaaaaarrreeed!
All the music was great but this was brilliant! I heard the entire song in Scar's voice. I don't think you need to apologize to him he'd probably appreciate it. So perfect. You have mad parodying skills.Sometimes the noise in your closet is just a chicken loving cross-dresser ~Lixxle
When I'm not fair, it's because I'm too busy being fun ~DanaComment
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