fucking can't come get your fucking dog because fuckity fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck look at Fucky go.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostThats Quite Impressive
I passed a trio of fine young gentlemen a block from here on the way to work. Two of which were struggling to drag the third. Who, when I passed, slurred my new favourite line of the week:
"Oh god, I think I roofie'd myself"
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostCrossroads
You have discovered fire my friend, yet still cannot grasp why you keep getting burnt when you try to pick it up.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostHow Not To Ask For A Favour
Translink Presents: How Not To Ask For A Favour
<snip>Because, really, who wouldn’t want to hand a $400 iPhone over to a loud, rude, obnoxious raging psychotic in the middle of a total melt down.
After failing to obtain a cell phone, be sure to spend the next 5 minutes of the ride to the next station in the corner ranting and yelling about how we’re all fucking assholes and how we’re killing you and you can’t believe that no one would lend you their phone for like 10 seconds so you can call your fucking mom because she fucking has your fucking dog and she'll be fucking late if you don't fucking call her right now because you fucking can't come get your fucking dog because fuckity fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck look at Fucky go.
But really . . . by this point didn't this guy figure out that Mom realized she had his fucking dog? Really . . . didn't she know? And since he's such a total dipwad, doesn't she already know said dipwad isn't going to show up to get the dog so she can get to work on time?
The fail here just compounds belief.
OTOH, I'm glad I finished breakfast before I read this. No donut on the computer screen todayThey say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.
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Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View PostHmm...this board doesn't have Segoe Script built in so I'll just have to show everybody what that back pocket/seat of the pants must look like...
Just...wow.
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At what age does a vampire become a crazy old bat? :[
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Re: The Ballad of Jim.... GK, I think you may be the patron deity of these idiots now. You have my sympathy.
Re: That's Quite Impressive: I think I just ruptured something laughing....
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No. First of all, he would never extoll the virtues of prostitution, or waste his time writing a website as ridiculous and pathetic as that one.
Second of all, his real name is, in fact, Frank. He is actually the only one of my friends that I refer to by their real name on this site. Because, honestly, he is the only one that I couldn't think of a suitable pseudonym for. He is, well, Frank. And no other name would so accurately describe him.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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I'm Frank too in the middle...
but my ends blowviate often.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Quoth Kristev View PostCareful. I'm a Frank myself.
Yeah, that makes sense....kind of.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostI was not insulting Franks, as I know a lot of them, as does my friend Frank. But if you knew Frank, you would know that Frank is the only way to describe him, frankly.
Yeah, that makes sense....kind of.
I had a friend named David. We called him "The David," because the name fit him so perfectly well.They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Postfuckity fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck look at Fucky go.
But funny!I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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