Wherein We Use The F Word With Unsettling Frequency

[BeenThereDoneThat]

My dad comes up behind me as I'm sitting in the dining room chair, bent over putting on my snow boots, and exclaims " 'Illinois'?? You have enough room for 'Massachusetts' back there! "

Thanks, Dad.

Wow. I thought it was bad when I was in college and my dad saw me eating a candy bar, frowned and said "You don't need to be eating candy." I bet I weighed 30 or 40 lbs less than I do now!!

As long as nobody brings up Dr. Frank-N-Furter, we're fine.

"I'm just a sweet..." ahhh, never mind. I happen to think Frank is a great name.