Her Short Bus Was Late To Pick Her Up....

[XCashier]

HER: "So, Jester....where do all the niggers live?"

"As far away from racist bitches like you as possible!"

[NCO]

HER: "So, Jester....where do all the niggers live?"

Did you miss an opportunity to ask about the multiculturalism and diversity in her trailer park? I know it would have been a moot point with those big words but still, I want to know about her trailer park. I didn't know there were still all-white trailer parks in America. Last I heard, they were desegregated in the mid 1980's or so.

[Jester]

On the other hand, if you did, it would have gotten her out of the bar.

I wouldn't bet on it. She was a few bricks short of a dump truck, if you follow me. Her elevator didn't go to the top floor, nor did it play the right Muzak. Her sandwich was a bit short on mustard. You get the point.

I would've proclaimed loudly "Lady! Please quit asking me where to buy drugs!"

Now THAT would have been hilarious! And it just might have shut her up.

Eventually she did leave the bar, thank goodness.

By the way, who won the Scrabble game, you or the computer?

Good question. I'm not sure about that particular game, but either the computer kicked my ass, or I won by a single point, which is always a nice feeling. But don't ask about the current game in my Kindle...the computer has already had TWO bingos against me, so I am sure you can see where that game is going.

As long as we are having fantasy responses for the young lady, I suggest sending her to Wisteria Island.

Well, if she's looking for homeless people, that would be a good place to start, as a lot of them camp out there. Of course, she's going to have to find a boat or a skiff to get out there, but that's her problem, not mine.

And if you read the article, you know it is "sometimes called" Christmas Tree Island. And by "sometimes" they mean that everyone always calls it that, unless it's one of the newspaper articles on the battle over attempts to develop it.