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  • On Pancho Villa's extensive filmography

    I love my job.

    Some background information:
    All of the library’s DVDs are arranged alphabetically by title. Each DVD has a sticker on its spine with the words “DVD [first word of the title of the movie].”

    I was sitting at one of the reference desks, talking to a boy who was looking for the South Park movie and we were discussing the Christmas episodes that were on recently. I asked him what his favorite Christmas episode was and he was trying to remember. “I don’t know, but it had the devil in it.” I replied, “It wouldn’t be Christmas without the devil, now would it?” Then I noticed an older lady standing near my desk. Thinking that offering a little contextual information about this conversation was warranted, I explained to the lady, “Oh, we were talking about South Park.”

    Lady: Ugh, I hate South Park! It’s just as bad as the Simpsons!

    Not a great start, but okay. She was holding a copy of “And Also Starring Pancho Villa, as Himself.” The movie cover has the star’s name (Antonio Banderas) at the top with the title in larger font just below.

    Me: How can I help you today?
    Lady: I wanted to show you this movie. Just look at this label!
    The label, of course, says “DVD And.”
    Lady [pointing at the title]: Look, it says “Antonio Banderas” at the top, then the other star’s name, “Pancho Villa,” below it. How could anyone ever find this movie? [She pronounces it “PAYN-cho VILL-uh.”]
    Me: Actually, those letters right there are the title. The title of the movie is “And Also Starring Pancho Villa, as Himself.” Like all of the DVDs, this label is printed with the first word of the title, and that is how they are organized.
    Lady: But how could anyone ever find this movie with that label? If you were looking for Pancho Villa’s movie you’d never find it.
    Me [not feeling like correcting her further]: Since all of our DVDs are organized by title, not star, someone looking for this movie would look in the A’s.
    Lady: But it’s confusing! Why won’t you fix it?
    Me: I’m sorry it bothers you. It’s kind of a silly spine label, but that is the title of the movie so we have to print the label that way.
    She drops the movie on the counter and storms off, muttering, “How would anyone who was looking for movies with Pancho Villa in them find this?...”

    On another note, the boy I was talking to? His name was Jioey, pronounced like Joey. Why would you ever do that to your kid?

  • #2
    Quoth Zoe Hates You
    Lady: Ugh, I hate South Park! It’s just as bad as the Simpsons!
    Seriously? Granted I don't usually watch The Simpsons but South Park is usually much more crude, no?

    Roomie and I watched an episode with Mister Hankey on Christmas day (not a Christmas episode... The one with the film festival? We watched it cause we wanted to hear Chef's 'Salty Balls' song. ).

    Quoth Zoe Hates You
    On another note, the boy I was talking to? His name was Jioey, pronounced like Joey. Why would you ever do that to your kid?
    That's horrible.
    Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
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    • #3
      Quoth dragon_wings View Post
      Seriously? Granted I don't usually watch The Simpsons but South Park is usually much more crude, no?
      Treehouse of Horror eps aside, the Simpsons is usually very tame in comparison!

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      • #4
        It takes a very special kind of stupid for complaining that a DVD was labeled with the title of the DVD.
        "Them boys ain't zombies! They're just stupid!"

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        • #5
          Quoth dragon_wings View Post
          Seriously? Granted I don't usually watch The Simpsons but South Park is usually much more crude, no?
          Much more so, intentionally. Think Simpsons plus (more) mental issues among the characters, as done by Beavis and Butthead...and then add a twist of unexpectedly intelligent satire, and you'll have a pretty good idea.

          The Chef aid episode you saw -- which is one of the classics ^_^ is quite tame compared to some of the more recent stuff, as well. If you enjoyed it, they made a CD out of it (half remade versions of songs from that show and half "inspired by South Park" or just plain "Cartman sings X")
          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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          • #6
            Seems like she had no problem finding it.

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            • #7
              Quoth EricKei View Post

              The Chef aid episode you saw -- which is one of the classics ^_^ is quite tame compared to some of the more recent stuff, as well. If you enjoyed it, they made a CD out of it (half remade versions of songs from that show and half "inspired by South Park" or just plain "Cartman sings X")
              Like "Kyle's Mum is A Stupid Bitch (in D minor?)"

              Fun fact: that song actually starts in C major and goes up a semitone each verse.

              Although my favourite song from that movie is La Resistance
              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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              • #8
                I love the bitch song. I used to sing it under my breath when a particularly obnoxious frequent flyer came into the ER
                They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                • #9
                  I missed the christmas episodes this year. I particularly enjoy Christmastime in Hell from the all-musical episode.
                  The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                  "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                  Hoc spatio locantur.

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                  • #10
                    I miss them too. They apparently haven't done an XMAS episode since 2004 (the critter one....but then, that's sorta hard to top). There's always Mr/s Garrison's "Merry F@<!#& Christmas"song from the movie if you need a fix. ^_^
                    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                    "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                    "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                    Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                    "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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