BG: Supervisor in a 24 hr travel call center. I don't take as many calls as I used to before I was promoted, and I got a stinging reminder of how truly stupid the general public is.
I was working New Years Day and purposely chose the morning shift, because I assumed many of the idiots would sleep in. I was sorely mistaken.
This particular call came in because one of our online travel booking tools was failing to work. 99.9 percent of the time this is user error, not technical, and this call was no exception.
Me: Thanks for calling You're-an-Idiot online support, this is Peppergirl.
Idiot: Yeah, I keep putting my address in when it asks for 'billing address' for my credit card and it keeps saying it's a mismatch.
Me: Oh, our security is pretty tight on the site for the billing addresses. The street number, street name and everything have to match perfectly or it won't go through. Even if it's a letter off, it will reject. You should probably check your credit card statement to see what your exact address is.
Idiot: But I pay my bills online, I don't have a billing address.
Me: Sir, I assure you you have a billing address. Paying your bills online is fine, but one must always have a billing address for a credit card or debit card.
Idiot: But I pay them online, I don't get my bills sent to my house.
Me: So, what did you put for a billing address that it rejected?
Idiot: *recites random email address*
Me: No sir, that's an EMAIL address. What address did you type in for your billing address?
Idiot: I TOLD you, I pay my bills online! I put my email address for my billing address!
note: The above was said in the most condecending, incredulous tone - as if *I* were the dumbest asshole on this planet.
Me: Sir, what address did you provide when you filled out your bank application or credit card application?
Him: I didn't. I gave an email address.
Me: (officially giving up at this point - it was no longer worth the $8.00 fee we charge. This guy was too stupid to dress himself, let alone book travel)
Sir, I'm going to have to direct you to the specific airline website. Clearly ours is not going to work for your purposes. I can give you the airline address. What airline are you trying to book?
Him: Norfolk.
Me: No sir, not the airPORT, the airLINE.
Him: That *is* the airline. Norfolk International. (again said like *I* was the dumbass).
Me: *rattles off random airline web address*. Have a nice day, sir.
Oy. I certainly earned my time-and-a-half pay that day.
I was working New Years Day and purposely chose the morning shift, because I assumed many of the idiots would sleep in. I was sorely mistaken.
This particular call came in because one of our online travel booking tools was failing to work. 99.9 percent of the time this is user error, not technical, and this call was no exception.
Me: Thanks for calling You're-an-Idiot online support, this is Peppergirl.
Idiot: Yeah, I keep putting my address in when it asks for 'billing address' for my credit card and it keeps saying it's a mismatch.
Me: Oh, our security is pretty tight on the site for the billing addresses. The street number, street name and everything have to match perfectly or it won't go through. Even if it's a letter off, it will reject. You should probably check your credit card statement to see what your exact address is.
Idiot: But I pay my bills online, I don't have a billing address.
Me: Sir, I assure you you have a billing address. Paying your bills online is fine, but one must always have a billing address for a credit card or debit card.
Idiot: But I pay them online, I don't get my bills sent to my house.
Me: So, what did you put for a billing address that it rejected?
Idiot: *recites random email address*
Me: No sir, that's an EMAIL address. What address did you type in for your billing address?
Idiot: I TOLD you, I pay my bills online! I put my email address for my billing address!
note: The above was said in the most condecending, incredulous tone - as if *I* were the dumbest asshole on this planet.
Me: Sir, what address did you provide when you filled out your bank application or credit card application?
Him: I didn't. I gave an email address.
Me: (officially giving up at this point - it was no longer worth the $8.00 fee we charge. This guy was too stupid to dress himself, let alone book travel)
Sir, I'm going to have to direct you to the specific airline website. Clearly ours is not going to work for your purposes. I can give you the airline address. What airline are you trying to book?
Him: Norfolk.
Me: No sir, not the airPORT, the airLINE.
Him: That *is* the airline. Norfolk International. (again said like *I* was the dumbass).
Me: *rattles off random airline web address*. Have a nice day, sir.
Oy. I certainly earned my time-and-a-half pay that day.
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