In which I am not a Chinese sweatshop worker

[Pagan]

I took four years of Home Ec in school and still can't sew a stitch . . . I took it for the cooking lessons

I can sew, kind of had to for my fashion merch degree, I'm just really rusty at it now.

I took Home Ec in high school, too. The cooking part I thought was going to be a cinch since I'd already learned a lot from my mom. Realized I was going to have a problem when the teacher wanted me to measure out, I swear to the molecule, water for....get this....Kool-Aid. Yeah, there are few absolutes in cooking lady, and that's not one of them!

(I can cook well when I actually put thought into it instead of just throwing someone on the stove like I do when I cook for myself).

Someone? Are you related to the Donner Party?

[Sapphire Silk]

Someone? Are you related to the Donner Party?

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it

So does that answer the age old question over whether we really do taste like chicken?

[Jester]

Well . . . G string maybe . . . .

I actually have one of those.

What? I do!

Why are you all looking at me like that?

[Eisa]

I actually have one of those.

What? I do!

Why are you all looking at me like that?

Looking at you? Us?

Is it yours?

[dalesys]

Well . . . G string maybe . . . .

I've got several... for my guitars... Though they may be flattened just to F with people.

[Seshat]

<groans>

I can't breve you made such a treble pun. If I come back in a minim will you make me quaver in my boots? Or should I knock on timbre that all will be well?

[EricKei]

I can't breve you made such a treble pun.

I wholly believe that you should be drawn and quartered for that one >_> Such bass humor.

[dalesys]

I wholly believe that you should be drawn and quartered for that one >_> Such bass humor.

We're a pretty sharp bunch here.

[Sapphire Silk]

So does that answer the age old question over whether we really do taste like chicken?

Pork, actually. There's a reason the white man is called "long pig."

I actually have one of those.

What? I do!

Why are you all looking at me like that?

Dental floss?

<groans>

I can't breve you made such a treble pun. If I come back in a minim will you make me quaver in my boots? Or should I knock on timbre that all will be well?

I think I'm going to have to sound off about this. All this off key humor.

[dalesys]

I think I'm going to have to sound off about this. All this off key humor.

Dooley noted, Tom. I'll just hang my head down, here.

Besides, Kanalaha's providing the stitches.

[Sapphire Silk]

Dooley noted, Tom. I'll just hang my head down, here.

Besides, Kanalaha's providing the stitches.

Good thing, too, considering what a bunch of cut ups we are around here.

[XCashier]

I can't breve you made such a treble pun.

I'm sure he has tenor more where that came from.

[EricKei]

I think I'm going to have to sound off about this. All this off key humor.

At least we're all working in harmony We'd make for a great staff, as long as we're careful to measure the puns out without falling flat.

Good thing, too, considering what a bunch of cut ups we are around here.

That's two! Two threads of puns going at once! AH-AH-AHHHH! Just five more and we'll have seven in one blow!

[dalesys]

Just five more and we'll have seven in one blow!

So who'll be the Lord of the Flies? The seventh song?