I'm not sure I'd like to be a fly on the wall when this SC talks to management.

[Mr Hero]

This happened Friday. Fairly minor, but I finally decided it's worth telling.

Guest calls down. He complains that there is a fly in the room. One. Fly. It's on the wall and for whatever reason was keeping him awake. He asked if I had any spray. I told him I'd look. He wanted a discount for the room. I told him that would be something management would approve.

I never was able to find the spray. He never called back on my shift.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

In Case Of Fly Emergency:

1. Pick up shoe or magazine.
2. Wait for fly to land.
3. Smash fly.

Feel free to print this out and leave pass out copies if you think it might help.

[Mytical]

I know..it was the super amazing ultra fly. Smashing it would only make it angry. You wouldn't like it when it was angry?

[Marmalady]

"There's a fly in my room!"
"Don't worry sir - the tarantula in the bathroom will get it!"

[Nemesis44UK]

Unbelievable.

Lock the doors, close the windows and shut off the lights. I really have heard it all now.

[notlovinit]

Proof that SCs will find SOMETHING to get a discount for.

[crashhelmet]

It wasn't this Fly, was it?

CH

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

There was an SC
Whose hotel room had a fly
I don't know why
I think he'll die.

[telecom_goddess]

Leave a fly swatter in every room ...that'll solve it.

[taxguykarl]

There was an SC
Whose hotel room had a fly
I don't know why
I think hope he'll die.

Fixed for you.

[Pixilated]

"There's a fly in my room!"
"Don't worry sir - the tarantula in the bathroom will get it!"

Love it.

[XCashier]

In Case Of Fly Emergency:

1. Pick up shoe or magazine.
2. Wait for fly to land.
3. Smash fly.

Pretty sad that people have sunk so low that they can't handle a flying insect without calling for help anymore.

Proof that SCs will find SOMETHING to get a discount for.

No kidding, and I hope the idiot didn't get one.

[MoonCat]

1) Open the door (I assume there are lights on in the hall)
2) Shut off the room lights
3) The fly will head out the door.

Usually works and only takes a couple of minutes. This is assuming he can't hit it with a rolled-up newspaper or something.

[Der Cute]

I am a fly here
Do not smash me with paper
I will just watch you


Customer I am
Give me a discount now bitch
Or I will haunt you

[BeenThereDoneThat]

It's better than the room we rented during a hurricane evacuation...where there was a nest of spiders under the bed. Fortunately they didn't seem to be dangerous and we didn't notice them till morning after pulling the cat out from under there and seeing them on her.

****shudder****