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Quoth Mr Hero
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How dare they, indeed! That would suggest that the workers are somehow...Human! The nerve!
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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Is it just me, or does it fill anyone else with supreme rage when you hear someone say, "The help"?Comment
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No, not just you at all...Comment
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I instantly pictured a Victorian era snob.Quoth Moosenogger View Post
Then I pictured Betty Draper from Mad Men.
Made me mad both ways. So much for the Golden Rule
They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.Comment
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Very much not just you. It flips a switch in me the same way it does when someone refers to (or implies that) retail/food service jobs as "not real jobs."Quoth Moosenogger View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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And then the SCs would laugh in the presence of the staff, and one of two things would happen:Quoth Micer View Post
1) The shock collars would be triggered by the SCs laughter.
2) The shock collars wouldn't be triggered by the SCs laughter, so they'd complain to management about the "faulty" collars that wouldn't let them inflict pain on the staff whenever they wanted.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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OK, it's official...I hate people. (Present company excepted, of course
) If we didn't laugh at work we'd be totally insane by now...and we can't even laugh that much because it's a call center, so either we have to be quiet or we're busy on the phones...
"I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"Comment
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I've been at that point for years now. There are occasional humans I'm fond of, but most of the human race could be wiped out and I wouldn't blink an eye.Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View PostOK, it's official...I hate people. (Present company excepted, of course )
It's okay, I know I'm going to hell. I have the marshmallow concession . . .
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I've got a ski pass.Quoth morgana View PostIt's okay, I know I'm going to hell. I have the marshmallow concession . . .
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Hrmm, I wonder if I can have my funeral arrangements involve a graham cracker casket, marshmallow pillows, and a sheet of chocolate...Quoth morgana View PostIt's okay, I know I'm going to hell. I have the marshmallow concession . . .
Nah, probably not. It would be in poor taste.
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Not at all. It is an ancient tradition to bury the dead with food for their journey to the afterlife. Might as well take something tasty along.Quoth Null Requiem View PostHrmm, I wonder if I can have my funeral arrangements involve a graham cracker casket, marshmallow pillows, and a sheet of chocolate...
Nah, probably not. It would be in poor taste."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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S'mores are NEVER in poor taste...even if you burn the marshmallows to a crisp
"I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"Comment
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Hmmm... Long pig s'mores... Tastes like.... BACON!Quoth Null Requiem View PostHrmm, I wonder if I can have my funeral arrangements involve a graham cracker casket, marshmallow pillows, and a sheet of chocolate...
Nah, probably not. It would be in poor taste.
-- A source well down in His Lowerarchy.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
Bacon or no.
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