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What's in a name? Apparently stupidity.
Name Dropping
CCG: *intro*
ND(name dropper): Yeah I want to schedule a pickup.
CCG: Can I have *info*?
ND: *info*
CCG: Ok, just so you know, this will have to be scheduled on tomarrow's pickup.
ND: Whyyyyyyyyy???
CCG: The cutoff time is 3pm and it's now 7pm.
ND: Call the terminal manager and ask if he can fit my freight.
CCG: Ok. Please hold.
Now the CC people are told not to contact the managers unless it's necessary because they have jobs to do and said jobs couldn't be completed if they had to satisfy whiney customers every 3 minutes. So, CCG leaves ND on hold for a few before coming back on and informing him it will have to go on for tomarrow.
ND: No, you're coming to get it in 20 minutes. I need this gone in 20 minutes.
CCG: I'm sorry, but we can't get this today.
ND: Call Jack and tell him Tod needs this done. He knows me. He's been my best friend since like ever and he would do anything for me. His name is Jack, right?
CCG: Yes, his name is Jack.
ND: Cool, so tell him Tod, his best friend, need this done.
CCG: Alright. Please hold.
*ring ring*
TM: Hello?
CCG: Hi Jack, your best friend, Tod, wants you to come get his freight.
TM: Who?
CCG: Tod. He said he's been your BBF since forever.
TM: That idiot tries to pull this all the time. I'm not his friend, I've never met him, and my trucks are full. Tell him no.
CCG: Ok thanks bye.
*click*
CCG: Hello?
ND: I'm here.
CCG: He said no.
ND: Did you forget to tell him who it was?
CCG: I told him it was for his best friend, Tod, and he said he doesn't have a friend named Tod.
NG: ......*click*
Name Confision
CCG: *intro*
Confused Man: Hi I have some freight for you to pick up, but the bill says "Eastern Freightliner".
CCG: I'm sorry, but that's not us. We are Eastern Trucking.
CM: Do you have a department called "Eastern Freightliner?"
CCG: No we don't.
CM: Are you sure?
CCG: Yes, I'm very sure. Do you mean "Eastern Freight", because there is a company by that name.
CM: No, it's freightLINER.
CCG: You may want to double check because there is no company called Eastern Freightliner but there is one called Eastern Freight.
CM: NO!!! I DON'T NEED TO DOUBLE CHECK BECAUSE I KNOW!!! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY LYING TO ME!!!
CCG: Sir, please don't shout at me. I'm not lying to you; I'm only trying to help.
CM: Well you aren't being helpful! Connect me to Eastern Freightliner NOW!
CCG: Sir, you are obviously confused. Please call back when you know what company you need. I'm ending the call now.
Name Dropping
CCG: *intro*
ND(name dropper): Yeah I want to schedule a pickup.
CCG: Can I have *info*?
ND: *info*
CCG: Ok, just so you know, this will have to be scheduled on tomarrow's pickup.
ND: Whyyyyyyyyy???
CCG: The cutoff time is 3pm and it's now 7pm.
ND: Call the terminal manager and ask if he can fit my freight.
CCG: Ok. Please hold.
Now the CC people are told not to contact the managers unless it's necessary because they have jobs to do and said jobs couldn't be completed if they had to satisfy whiney customers every 3 minutes. So, CCG leaves ND on hold for a few before coming back on and informing him it will have to go on for tomarrow.
ND: No, you're coming to get it in 20 minutes. I need this gone in 20 minutes.
CCG: I'm sorry, but we can't get this today.
ND: Call Jack and tell him Tod needs this done. He knows me. He's been my best friend since like ever and he would do anything for me. His name is Jack, right?
CCG: Yes, his name is Jack.
ND: Cool, so tell him Tod, his best friend, need this done.
CCG: Alright. Please hold.
*ring ring*
TM: Hello?
CCG: Hi Jack, your best friend, Tod, wants you to come get his freight.
TM: Who?
CCG: Tod. He said he's been your BBF since forever.
TM: That idiot tries to pull this all the time. I'm not his friend, I've never met him, and my trucks are full. Tell him no.
CCG: Ok thanks bye.
*click*
CCG: Hello?
ND: I'm here.
CCG: He said no.
ND: Did you forget to tell him who it was?
CCG: I told him it was for his best friend, Tod, and he said he doesn't have a friend named Tod.
NG: ......*click*
Name Confision
CCG: *intro*
Confused Man: Hi I have some freight for you to pick up, but the bill says "Eastern Freightliner".
CCG: I'm sorry, but that's not us. We are Eastern Trucking.
CM: Do you have a department called "Eastern Freightliner?"
CCG: No we don't.
CM: Are you sure?
CCG: Yes, I'm very sure. Do you mean "Eastern Freight", because there is a company by that name.
CM: No, it's freightLINER.
CCG: You may want to double check because there is no company called Eastern Freightliner but there is one called Eastern Freight.
CM: NO!!! I DON'T NEED TO DOUBLE CHECK BECAUSE I KNOW!!! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY LYING TO ME!!!
CCG: Sir, please don't shout at me. I'm not lying to you; I'm only trying to help.
CM: Well you aren't being helpful! Connect me to Eastern Freightliner NOW!
CCG: Sir, you are obviously confused. Please call back when you know what company you need. I'm ending the call now.
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