Vegas memories

[crashhelmet]

Not just Vegas, but it's illegal in the whole of Clark County.

Yup. And it's illegal in all of Clark County because of Vegas The laws are that you have to have less than 250k people in the entire county to make it legal. Vegas alone has 564k, according to the most recent census.

The really funny thing is they're trying to legalize it downtown to get the hookers off the streets AND increase business for the downtown area as a whole.

CH

[Wembley]

I can't remember his name, but there was a comedian who referred to those as "hooker trading cards." I thought that was hilarious.

Hooker-mon! Gotta catch em all!

A WILD REDHEAD appears!

Candi! I choose you!

(Sorry, I tried reeeeally hard to keep my mind out of the gutter! Honest!)

[Redbeard]

Hooker-mon! Gotta catch em all!

A WILD REDHEAD appears!

Candi! I choose you!

(Sorry, I tried reeeeally hard to keep my mind out of the gutter! Honest!)

Quick, firecrotch attack!

[pzychobitch]

Quick, firecrotch attack!

I laughed so hard I cried and now there is a puddle of tears at my feet. LMAO

[Kristev]

I use the "Get away from my husband, you tramp" card as a counterspell. No hooker can withstand the wrath of the angry Mrs. and her lethal wedding ring.

[Redbeard]

Unlss they use the dreaded "What happens in Vegas" counter attack. But that's only sucessful if the Mrs isn't present in most cases.

[Desk clerk knows all]

I always loved Winchell's donuts-now I'm having a serious donut craving

[wolfie]

I use the "Get away from my husband, you tramp" card as a counterspell. No hooker can withstand the wrath of the angry Mrs. and her lethal wedding ring.

Or the bumper sticker I've seen for sale at some truck stops: Warning: Lot lizards, this vehicle protected by W.I.F.E. security.

[Redbeard]

I always loved Winchell's donuts-now I'm having a serious donut craving

Try being a baker....people go on and on about Krispy Kreme, but they've never had a nice fluffy glazed donut hot off the fryer and just barely cool enough to eat.
Heaven!

[strawbabies]

Yup. And it's illegal in all of Clark County because of Vegas The laws are that you have to have less than 250k people in the entire county to make it legal. Vegas alone has 564k, according to the most recent census.
CH

Isn't the valley almost up to 2 million residents now?

[PepperElf]

you know i'm reminded of those "go to vegas" commercials where they advertise "what happens in vegas stays in vegas"...

somehow I don't think these SCs realized it meant to "let your hair down" and not "treat employees like poop cos you're in vegas"

[EricKei]

Try being a baker....people go on and on about Krispy Kreme, but they've never had a nice fluffy glazed donut hot off the fryer and just barely cool enough to eat.
Heaven!

That's the thing... I cannot STAND krispy kreme donuts unless they *are* straight off of the frier >_> 5 minutes later and it's like eating sugar-glazed cardboard.

[PepperElf]

Unlss they use the dreaded "What happens in Vegas" counter attack. But that's only sucessful if the Mrs isn't present in most cases.

and i swear... i hadn't read your reply before i made my own "what happens in vegas" comment.

[fireheart]

At least he didn't combine the two and ask where he could get a good escort that would be willing to be paid in casino chips, or donuts...

I doubt you'd find many....

My husband and I made a game on our honeymoon to see how many of those we could collect. We thought we might try to make a porno Magic game out of them.

I do have to wonder how that would work. Would their energy be condoms?

Hooker-mon! Gotta catch em all!

A WILD REDHEAD appears!

Candi! I choose you!

(Sorry, I tried reeeeally hard to keep my mind out of the gutter! Honest!)

Quick, firecrotch attack!

WILD REDHEAD uses "Show us ya tits!"

Candi is confused!

WILD REDHEAD uses BOOB GROPE.

It's super effective!

That's the thing... I cannot STAND krispy kreme donuts unless they *are* straight off of the frier >_> 5 minutes later and it's like eating sugar-glazed cardboard.

For some reason, even though we do not have a Krispy Kreme in my state (yet...remember I live in Ausland), everytime someone goes to Sydney or Melbourne, there are always requests to bring back Krispy Krack donuts. Seriously, those things are laced with crack.

[Ironclad Alibi]

My husband and I made a game on our honeymoon to see how many of those we could collect. We thought we might try to make a porno Magic game out of them.

I do have to wonder how that would work. Would their energy be condoms?

I am reminded of the old computer game Madam Ching's Palace of Pleasure, also known as MCPOP.

I played that game way back when. It was amusing.