"Hi, I have a 10 inch cock" And Other "Romantic" Tomfoolery

[Aethian]

He's a fucking liar. NOBODY has a cock that huge. Not even me.

When fully errect my guy can get quite close. Thankfully he's not a "coke can" type of guy.

[Redbeard]

He's a fucking liar. NOBODY has a cock that huge. Not even me.

Sorry, I can attest to one buddy who can say that with complete honesty.

[Jester]

"I have a 10 inch cock and I want this special brand of condoms". Unfortunately, we didn't carry the brand of condoms he wanted, which led to a five minute soliliquy...

What, he's never heard of Trojan Magnums? Or was that what he was looking for?

Either way, the soliloquy was inappropriate, but if it was a sincere call, understandable from a frustration standpoint.

Actually, I know 2 guys that fit the descriptin in the first story.

I have a friend I refer to as The Hose. I don't think I need to explain this one further.

Also beware of the guy with the nickname "Tripod".

My friends call at least one guy they know that exact name.

I remember being at an SCA event and hearing from a tent, "What do you expect me to do with *that?! Throw it over my shoulder and burp it?!"

Yeah - there was much laughing and a new nickname born.

Okay, spill....what WAS the nickname?

He's a fucking liar. NOBODY has a cock that huge. Not even me.

Completely untrue. Not only have such appendages been documented on many occasions, I can speak from personal experience (viewing only, thank you--did I mention my friend The Hose?) and seeing such things on video that they do exist.

I am not saying the guy on the phone was not a liar--I have no idea if he was or wasn't, of course. I am merely saying you cannot automatically dismiss him as such because of the incorrect "fact" that such things don't exist.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I kinda think a guy who's got a member 10 inches long and 3 inches wide doesn't really need to make the world know he's got a member 10 inches long and 3 inches wide. His reputation will precede him, so to speak.

And if he's whining about his condom conundrums to the gal at the drugstore, and soliciting her advice on sexual positions and the like, then's he's probably the type of guy who can take that 10-inch long, 3-inch wide member of his to a Metallica afterparty, along with a paper grocery sack full of cocaine, and still manage not to get laid.

[Jester]

...he's probably the type of guy who can take that 10-inch long, 3-inch wide member of his to a Metallica afterparty, along with a paper grocery sack full of cocaine, and still manage not to get laid.

Greatest line of the WEEK!

[blas]

Ehh, better to be hung like a Coke can than a tuna can. Or a field mouse.

[dalesys]

I remember being at an SCA event and hearing from a tent, "What do you expect me to do with *that?! Throw it over my shoulder and burp it?!"

Okay, spill....what WAS the nickname?

Oh! A Baby!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Ehh, better to be hung like a Coke can than a tuna can. Or a field mouse.

And you probably won't see any spam sent to your mailbox advertising that either.

Re: Impress her with your tuna can

or

Re: Become Chicken of the Sea-men

[MoonCat]

Is it bad that at my first glance at this thread title, I thought it said, "I'll have..."

[EricKei]

Talk about giving a new meaning to the term "assault with a deadly weapon."

My Dad referred to that as "assault with a friendly weapon" ...Only for ladies who were interested, tho, of course.

However, that would not apply to the kisser, up there. HE was way out of line, and you would have been well within your rights to both react physically and have his assface tossed from the store.

[lobo94]

Ooookaaay...

[Der Cute]

www.lpsg.com. That is all.

[50 mission cap]

What, he's never heard of Trojan Magnums? Or was that what he was looking for?.

I use these but I just walk in and buy them, simple, lol.

[ralerin]

Apparently Magnums are too small. He was looking for the same brand, but they were called Silver, meant especially for guys who are above average.

I wish there were more choices for larger sizes in latex free. Both Boyfriend and I have a latex allergy, regular size and even larger size condoms choke "him" and neither of us appreciate being fried in the naughty bits, since latex causes an almost burn-like rash.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Apparently Magnums are too small. He was looking for the same brand, but they were called Silver, meant especially for guys who are above average.

Not sure if the average drugstore or big box will have those. I know the swamp doesn't, and I think we tend to have too large a selection on almost everything.

Then again, I don't regularly go condom shopping.