"Hi, I have a 10 inch cock" And Other "Romantic" Tomfoolery

[Zellie Crescent]

He's a fucking liar. NOBODY has a cock that huge. Not even me.

I would put up a picture of Bill to prove you wrong but I would get banned. He told me once he's half black, and I told him no you're half horse. He started laughing and told me that a lot of Italian guys have big ones.

[smfrazier]

Years ago when I worked in a convenience store I had a weird phone call. A guy asked if we had condoms. Not that unusual. Then he asked if he could come in and try one on.. I hope it was just a prank call and didn't really expect to come try one on. Needless to say I hung up on him.

[dragon_wings]

www.lpsg.com. That is all.

Lol. I'm pretty sure my first intro to that site was through this forum. I knew what it was before clicking the link.

[Antisocial_Worker]

He's a fucking liar. NOBODY has a cock that huge. Not even me.

I dated a stripper who was packing eleven inches and it was too thick for me to put my thumb and forefinger around it.

This was how I learned that size is, indeed, not everything. Size, in fact, can sometimes be a detriment.

[Seshat]

Nickname among my circle of friends: "the giant anaconda".


Around my neck of the woods, there are, in fact, sex stores which stock specialty condoms and maintain knowledgeable staff who would be happy to recommend positions, techniques, and appropriate lubricants.

Oh, sure, they make their rent money selling bridal party/groom party novelties, cheaply made lingerie, and porno mags. But get past that stuff and actually talk to the staff; and there's everything from high quality silicone lube to well-made Kegel equipment in the store. And a variety of latex-free condoms for you, ralerin.

[Ree]

At this point, all I can say about this thread is


I want to thank you all for sharing.
(I now know more about some of my fellow CS members than I really wanted to know. LOL)

Off to cruise the "Letters to Penthouse" site now. (For a moment, I thought I was already on it. )

[ralerin]

Any thread about male largeness always turns into a smutfest, Ree.

[Mr Hero]

You know how some guys get their units of measurement confused at times.

Oops silly me. I once told a girl it was 15cm. Turns out I meant inches.

[mharbourgirl]

Oops silly me. I once told a girl it was 15cm. Turns out I meant inches.

Protip, dude: If I saw 15 inches coming at me, this date is OVER. Most women are only 5-6 inches deep, honey. Too much longer than that and it's just not fun, sorry to disappoint all those guys still under the delusion that longer is better.

[Jester]

Apparently Magnums are too small. He was looking for the same brand, but they were called Silver, meant especially for guys who are above average.

There's this great little thing called the Internet that he might want to check out. Apparently you can buy ANYTHING on it these days. I myself have never gone condom-shopping on it (lately I haven't gone condom-shopping anywhere ), but I have no doubt that he could find what he needed on it. Hell, I found and had shipped to me in Florida several Arizona Centennial items....how difficult could it be to find condoms online? Especially since approximately 64% of the Internet is devoted to sex anyway!

[TheCheerfulTreeRat]

Too much longer than that and it's just not fun, sorry to disappoint all those guys still under the delusion that longer is better.

I once saw on sale (In a store for the Discerning Customer, Who Knows What They Want) some doodads like ring doughnuts, the idea being you inserted your penis into it and it allows you to pound away without full penetration, but with the feel of full penetration. And you can stack them if you're hung like Sheriff Bart!

I prefer to look for young ladies who are looking for something a little more modest, who've perhaps had issues with massive genitals in the past, where my guaranteed NoPain(TM) tackle will find favour.

[Ree]

Again...

The mental images I am getting of my fellow CS'ers is a bit disturbing.


(It still shocks me what people will share on a message board. )

[Jester]

I agree, Ree. Which is why I try to speak in generalities rather than specifics. I mean, I am not shy by an stretch of the imagination, but seriously...can we keep it less specific when it comes to such particulars, people? There really are some things that inquiring minds don't want to know!

[Ree]

Yeah, because if there is ever a CS get together at some point where I am able to meet these people, you just know all I will be thinking about is the fact they shared their "package size" on the board, and my eyes will subconsciously wander.

[Mikkel]

my eyes will subconsciously wander.

And while drinking coffee too...
I should know better.