During the summers I often hear help wanted ads for the local amusment park. Their pitch pretty much implies how awesome working at an amusment park would be.
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Quoth Racket_Man View PostJob aspects inside of the store
1. ALLLL of the cleaning, sweeping, mopping, dishes, prep, and trash that needs to be taken care of before you can evern THINK about go home.
Plus dealing with idiot custys who refuse to understand the fact that we are closed and persist in banging on the door or ringing us up. -.- And at the place I worked at, we could ignore the door bangers but anyone who called had to be answered within three rings, even just to tell them that we were closed.
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Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Postbut anyone who called had to be answered within three rings, even just to tell them that we were closed.
For people banging on the door, we refused to unlock it or anything, we'd just yell/pantomime/point at the clock/hours listings, etc. Oddly enough, we never seemed to get walk-in latecomers whose timing could be excused by being on "SC Time", they would always show up at like 10:45 for a store that locked the door at 10pm"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Ditto about pizza delivery jobs...I loved the good parts and hated the bad ones.
I like data entry too, as tedious as it can be...too bad the last data entry job I had was not ONLY data entry but also involved several weekly trips to the County Clerk of Court's office to drop off/pick up documents for them to record in official records, plus the handling of checks and cash for the same. After 3+ years I finally got fed up and told the temp agency someone else could have the job.
My current job is getting to be a bigger and bigger pain in the ass. Not only do I have to deal with the customers - some of whom are fine, some of whom are royal assholes or at least PITAs and many of whom are in between - but the bureaucracy is getting worse and worse. The latest thing (starting tomorrow) is we have to track ALL our time on the computer as well as on the phone. More accurate paychecks, my ass...I'm willing to trade a few cents for the ease of just doing everything on the phone. And for some reason my vertical is the only one that has to even log BREAKS on the computer.
Also, for some reason lately we have been crazy busy...not sure if people are just taking paid time off left and right or calling out, but we seem to be constantly understaffed. At least the customer service agents...the order entry people seem to be bored out of their minds. I think they'd like to be trained for cust service but it involves having enough people for a class, plus the trainer's availability (he works for the client and is in another state)...and of course those agents will be off the floor for the duration of the class, which means even MORE work for those of us who actually show up. *** sigh ***"I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"
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Actually, data entry sounds pretty good to me. Like most other lines of work, though ... there's no jobs in this area.
I enjoyed my years as a reporter tremendously, but of course the mistakes you make in a story are seen by a few thousand-plus readers ... Not to mention the legal landmines you have to watch carefully for in some stories. Sadly, the industry here is imploding and even if you can find a job, you can just about guarantee management will not have your back in any cases of customer complaint.
A few decades ago, I worked in a bakery where the owner didn't mind the staff eating the goodies. I think it was a sort of aversion therapy: after a certain point, you would kill for an apple or banana, but could feel yourself turning green at the sight of a pastry, no matter how well made or delicious it was.
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Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View PostI like data entry too, as tedious as it can be...too bad the last data entry job I had was not ONLY data entry but also involved several weekly trips to the County Clerk of Court's office to drop off/pick up documents for them to record in official records, plus the handling of checks and cash for the same. After 3+ years I finally got fed up and told the temp agency someone else could have the job.EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.
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AccountingDrone, I'll PM you the name of the company I worked for. It wasn't just local. You may be right about the handicap access in the buildings, and they also might only hire through temp agencies, but it's worth a look."I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"
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Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View PostAccountingDrone, I'll PM you the name of the company I worked for. It wasn't just local. You may be right about the handicap access in the buildings, and they also might only hire through temp agencies, but it's worth a look.EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.
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Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View PostI like data entry too, as tedious as it can be...too bad the last data entry job I had was not ONLY data entry but also involved several weekly trips to the County Clerk of Court's office to drop off/pick up documents for them to record in official records, plus the handling of checks and cash for the same. After 3+ years I finally got fed up and told the temp agency someone else could have the job.
Complete nightmare as there were gazillions of staff (it was a hospital trust) and If the chains were taken off it would have taken about 3hrs to set up a vlookup referencing sheet each month to sort the whole thing out based on the correct department split.
Add that to the most unergomic office I'd ever been in and backaches later I never got through the one month temp to take on the perm. They did say this would stop when new system X went live in 2 months but since it had been delayed six months already I didn't really believe that!I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi
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Quoth Lace Neil Singer View PostAt the pizza place, we had a 50% discount. After a few weeks, you start to hate the sight of pizza. X_x"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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