Those Who Wish to be Argabargaed, Please Line up to the Right....

[morgana]

If I were gay, I'd totally ask to be Argabargaed.

I'm a straight female. May I get Argabargaed?

[PepperElf]

Illuminati - i'm reminded of ron white. "Apparently, they were stopping every vehicle traveling down that particular sidewalk, and that's profiling"

but seriously... you'd think this would teach him to stop parking where he shouldn't but... i guess not. you can't fix stupid.

batting .000 - so the real issue is... his buddy's gonna whoop his ass for losing the car.

Training... so, the next lesson in training is what to do when asshat forgets call up and complain?

Every time I see him parking there, I call the towing company. Half the time, they get there before he leaves. How many times does someone have to pay to get towed before they finally wise up?

i'd also suggest calling the cops since it's a repeat offender. then he can explain his lazy ass to the cops too

[taxguykarl]

Even better: keep the fake permits and use them as examples of how stupid people will be.

We do just that with fake tax docs (W-2's and 1099's). They are displayed in our server room like hunting trophies.

[Argabarga]

i'd also suggest calling the cops since it's a repeat offender. then he can explain his lazy ass to the cops too

In all likelyhood, the cops will just tell you to call the towing company. The police, unless there's local variance in the law I'm unaware of, do not enforce parking regulations on private property, that's up to the property owner or someone authorized by them (tenants, maintenence workers, etc) to do.

Call the tow truck first, we don't turn down any calls for illegally parked cars unless they are specifically ones that the police must call about (public roads/lots) Calling the cops is often totally unnecessary.

[fireheart]

We do just that with fake tax docs (W-2's and 1099's). They are displayed in our server room like hunting trophies.

I actually wondered if Customs keep all the goods that are used to smuggle contraband. (one of my personal favourites consisted of cloth buttons)

[PepperElf]

too bad. was hoping they could get a double whammy - tickets and towed

[Peppergirl]

I'm a straight female. May I get Argabargaed?

Me too! Perhaps we should form an orderly line?

[Raveni]

It was more of a case of he knew where he left it, but couldn't describe it to me...

I'd imagine that he'd have a hard time picking it up too, since he can't describe the car and probably isn't on the title...

[Argabarga]

Fortunately for him, you don't need to be on the title to pick it up, just need payment, photo ID and the keys.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Me too! Perhaps we should form an orderly line?

Not a bad idea.

Of course now I can't quite decide if I want to be Argabarga'd or Sheldonrs'd first.

[dalesys]

Of course now I can't quite decide if I want to be Argabarga'd or Sheldonrs'd first.

Both at once *is* an option...

(You have just been dalesys'd)

[Slave to the Phone]

too bad. was hoping they could get a double whammy - tickets and towed

That would be very nice, the jerk deserves it. I did call the police the first time and they told me to call a towing company.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Both at once *is* an option...

(You have just been dalesys'd)

I feel so privleged . . .