Met a super secret top security clearence guy...

[emax4]

$250? I guess they don't pay those uber-top secret guys much these days.

[Jay 2K Winger]

And a secret decoder ring.

"Be... Sure... To... Drink... Your... Ovaltine?"

[MoonCat]

What's really in his account?

Oh, yeah...$250.00


And a secret decoder ring.

[EricKei]

Sir...Sir! You were specifically instructed not to call this line! They're monitoring all of your calls, now we're all....*loud WHAM* SHIT! They've found us! *sounds of gunfire and screams* *line goes dead*

[lobo94]

Methinks that was Secret Squirrel. "grin" There's a man who leads a life of danger...with every mission, he gets stranger...

[dalesys]

Me an mah buddy Chip stole all thet squirrel's nuts... 'Cept for the one between 'is ears.

[Ironclad Alibi]

me: I'm sorry sir, but we don't handle personal accounts this is only for State Disability....

You could have responded, "I'm sorry sir, but I am unable to look up that account because I do not have crazy super secret top clearance."

On the other hand, he does appear to have a mental disablility.

[Sarlon]

Guys call comes in on the Lost/Stolen Line, meaning they just by passed the enter your card number to get to a live person.

Cast:

Me
Crazy super secret top clearance guy (CG for short)

Me: Thank you for calling (my company) this is Sarlon are you calling to report a lost or stolen card?

CG: Yeah I don't have a card since I lost it....can you look it up by something else?

Me: Certainly...I can look it up by your Social Security Number....(he gives it) alright thank you and how can I help you today?

CG: Yeah, um apperently this is the way the government is gonna be paying me for all the top Secret missions that I did for them, um can you tell me how much is in this account? The account number is 1245154110000000023261142012554812614.

me: I'm sorry sir, but we don't handle personal accounts this is only for State Disability....

CG: nono you don't understand the government is finally paying me for all the top secret work I did for them....but instead of it being put into a check....its being put into this card....and the account number is 1245154110000000023261142012554812614. Supposed to have a few billion dollars in it since thats what they promised me! but since your in the conspiracy to keep my money from me I no longer want to talk to you!
*click*

5 minutes later my co worker sitting near me gets him again and gets an even bigger laugh cause now that the balance only shows $250 its a conspiracy to steal all his hard earned money from all the top secret work he did for the government.