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Since today is my last day working at best buy, I have no problems with anyone reading this at all. To the bitch that called today and yelled and cussed at me since our laptop chargers are $80 and walmart's are $15: Go fuck yourself, or better yet, go fuck walmart since you love them so much (no offense wally world). You think it's really cute to act like a self-entitled middle aged princess, say whatever you feel like saying, and then hang up on me before I get the chance to let you know what a C U Next Tuesday you are?
To the weird 50 year old man that comes in weekly, and calls daily, that get's off when he tells girls to say "ouch".... Well. You know what you did wrong there. GTFO of my store and get some help. Also, please keep your future phone calls under an hour when you call our store. Our poor sales op girls REALLY don't need to know about your 389 dvd collection. It's cute when rainman can recount large numbers in seconds. It's creepy when you do it.
To the parents who let their children play on our display drumsets: DISPLAY DOES NOT = PLAYGROUND. I'm on the phone while your child hammers the cymbals like it's the only part of the drumset in front of them. Yes, they are extremely loud. And yes, I do have customers on the phone screaming that they can't hear me and I'm unprofessional because you need to have a leash on your child. So next time a manager says, "Excuse me miss, the drumsets aren't for use", that is not your cue to smile and nod and then pat tommy on the back, tell him how good he sounds, and encourage his dreams of being a rockstar. He's 5. He can't even SPELL drum yet.
To the people who stick their gum on our registers. Just EW. WHERE do you see "trashcan" written on my counter? Oddly enough, we do have trash cans UNDER our registers. We have these cute little things called kleenex too. All you have to do is spit in in there and VOILA!!! We can actually put your gum in the trash like civilized human beings. Imagine.
To the sadly mistaken phone customers: No I am not the yellow pages. I cannot give you Apple's number. I am not an operator. And for that matter, no, I don't know where that one best buy store is at that's by Footlocker, somewhere near highway 16. I haven't been to every single best buy store in the country, so I can't help you with that one. Oh, you want directions? I will gladly sell you a gps system over the phone, but that's as far as my super powers go.
--"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there'd be a hell of a population drop."--Laurell K. Hamilton, The Anita Blake Series
To the weird 50 year old man that comes in weekly, and calls daily, that get's off when he tells girls to say "ouch".... Well. You know what you did wrong there. GTFO of my store and get some help. Also, please keep your future phone calls under an hour when you call our store. Our poor sales op girls REALLY don't need to know about your 389 dvd collection. It's cute when rainman can recount large numbers in seconds. It's creepy when you do it.
To the parents who let their children play on our display drumsets: DISPLAY DOES NOT = PLAYGROUND. I'm on the phone while your child hammers the cymbals like it's the only part of the drumset in front of them. Yes, they are extremely loud. And yes, I do have customers on the phone screaming that they can't hear me and I'm unprofessional because you need to have a leash on your child. So next time a manager says, "Excuse me miss, the drumsets aren't for use", that is not your cue to smile and nod and then pat tommy on the back, tell him how good he sounds, and encourage his dreams of being a rockstar. He's 5. He can't even SPELL drum yet.
To the people who stick their gum on our registers. Just EW. WHERE do you see "trashcan" written on my counter? Oddly enough, we do have trash cans UNDER our registers. We have these cute little things called kleenex too. All you have to do is spit in in there and VOILA!!! We can actually put your gum in the trash like civilized human beings. Imagine.
To the sadly mistaken phone customers: No I am not the yellow pages. I cannot give you Apple's number. I am not an operator. And for that matter, no, I don't know where that one best buy store is at that's by Footlocker, somewhere near highway 16. I haven't been to every single best buy store in the country, so I can't help you with that one. Oh, you want directions? I will gladly sell you a gps system over the phone, but that's as far as my super powers go.
--"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there'd be a hell of a population drop."--Laurell K. Hamilton, The Anita Blake Series
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