Wherein Irv makes an old lady cry

[AbigailL]

But the 2010 one had such purty purty pikchurs.

Are you really really sure you don't have any left in the back?

And I still didn't cumplehte all mah meetins from that yeahr! I need to schedool theym. Gimme a twenty teyn.

[An Haddock]

Only 3? Pfft. Amateur.



And there's always Ebay. I'd be shocked if there wasn't someone on there right now selling desk calendars.

[RealUnimportant]

And there's always Ebay. I'd be shocked if there wasn't someone on there right now selling desk calendars.

Please allow up to 9 months for delivery of your nearly-new 2012 calendar... No refunds.

[MoonCat]

I was in a dollar store yesterday and noticed they still had some 2012 calendars. It's nearly Easter, people!! Give it up already!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Irv needs a spanking. Bad Irv, bad! Making 3 customers cry!

Are you volunteering?

[Mr Hero]

Irv needs a spanking. Bad Irv, bad! Making 3 customers cry!
You're gonna have to work harder if you expect to ruin Christmases in a couple of months :P

A spanking! A spanking!

[Racket_Man]

A spanking! A spanking!

and more spanking and then the .....

well you should know the rest.

[Gizmo]

I'm fairly certain the last time I genuinely cried about not being able to get something was when I was 7 or 8 and my dad told me no I'm not getting you that video game you want.

I cried when my house purchased fell through due to crappy sellers. But otherwise... yeah. I freaked out my parents by saying "I understand" when they told me that they'd booked the holiday ticket in the wrong name (not my legal name but my stepfathers last name) and I couldn't go unless they could get it changed for free. It was 13 at the time but I truely understood and saw no reason to make them feel worse by having a tantrum or crying over it!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

and more spanking and then the .....

well you should know the rest.

Does this involve his lucky rocket ship underpants?

[Jester]

Well, at least you only made her cry, and didn't get threatened with bodily harm! (I know I am not the only one this has happened to at their job....)