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    This happened a few days ago.. I told Mytical about it...

    It was fairly quiet in the store, there was only me and one other woman on the tills. Up came this bloke, 50-ish, pomaded hair, gold jewellery, bit of a strut in the walk.... and put a can of soft drink on the counter, which I rang through. As he took his change, he looked at the little screen which shows who's serving, and commented on my name (my name is quite unusual in the UK) I just gave my usual smile and said goodbye.

    A few minutes he was back again, with some potato crisps. This time he lingered a while (no queue) and started saying how nice it was to meet a friendly cashier, I had a nice smile, how long had I worked for the store? etc. Still nothing to get uneasy about as such... then another customer turned up and off he went.

    Five minutes pass, he's back again. With a bar of chocolate. What kind of hours did I work? Was I going to be here till the shop closed? What kind of plans did I have for the evening? I just carried on putting the money in the till. Finally he asked was I married? Single? Seeing anyone?

    I gave him back his change and receipt, saying I didn't discuss my private life at work. At which point he leaned in close (almost overpowering me with the smell of nasty cheap aftershave) and sort of leered, saying, "I bet I could give you a private life worth discussing...."

    I just kind of recoiled.... Thankfully another customer, a lady who's quite a regular, came up at that moment and greeted me, and he went away. After serving the other customer, I signed out and went to find the supervisor, C, and asked could I please go and do something else for a while in case he came back again. C sent me to price stock in the back room and said he'd look for the creepy guy, but couldn't see him... Hopefully he was just passing through and not local.

    Got my gentle giant Why would I want 'God's gift to women' (as the tattoo on your arm proclaimed you to be) ?
    Last edited by Marmalady; 03-31-2012, 09:38 AM.
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  • #2
    If he's advertising that much, he's compensating for something.

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    • #3
      Quoth Marmalady View Post
      Why would I want 'God's gift to women' (as the tattoo on your arm proclaimed you to be) ?
      And yet another reason why, if I ever meet the dude who claims to be God, I'm going to kick him in his sacred marbles, so help me. Twice.

      Besides, if you have to say or wear a sign that say you're all that and a bag of crisps, well, you ain't.

      I wonder if there's any rum to put in my coffee. Must go check.
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      • #4
        As I told Marmalady..I bet I could give him something to talk about also *grins evilly*.

        Of course, not that I can blame him for trying..she is very beautiful. Still I agree, if you are advertising that hard..your compensating for something. Creepy guys generally irk me, this one just a bit more then normal. Would have loved to have been able to show up behind Marm and do the stare. Might be weak as a kitten right now, but I can still look scary *grins*. Actually more so now then normal..with all my bruises I have *laughs*.

        I'm rambling again right? Anyhow angel, sorry you had to deal with the creep. Your strong enough to take care of yourself, but what I wouldn't do to be there to help.
        Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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        • #5
          Quoth Mytical View Post
          ...show up behind Marm and do the stare...
          And say: "You rang?"

          or

          "Do you wish to be wrung, sir?"
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          • #6
            Awwww......

            I must admit... so often I have sat at work wishing Myt would suddenly appear from around the corner, so nothing unusual in that, but what wouldn't I have given for him to have turned up right then...
            Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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            • #7
              Quoth dakhur View Post
              If he's advertising that much, he's compensating for something.
              Probably hasn't had a social life in the past decade, precisely because he's such a creep.

              And I have to ask ... what the heck is pomade, anyway?

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              • #8
                Quoth Pixilated View Post
                Probably hasn't had a social life in the past decade, precisely because he's such a creep.

                And I have to ask ... what the heck is pomade, anyway?
                Almost like a hair wax or gel, but not quite.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Pixilated View Post
                  what the heck is pomade, anyway?
                  It's a hairstyling product, a bit like wax, only whereas wax doesn't (as a rule) make the hair appear shiny, pomade does.
                  Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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                  • #10
                    Would this guy qualify as a chav?
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                    • #11
                      Ok, we need a smilie who's taking a shower, 'cause, eeeewwww!!
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Der Cute View Post
                        Would this guy qualify as a chav?
                        Hmmm... borderline chav, perhaps. But mostly just the 'I'm irresistible' type.
                        Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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                        • #13
                          Pomade in the ol' hairdo? Lots of (presumably tacky) gold jewelry? Not only thinks he's Gawd's gift to women, but literally advertises it? A little too inquisitive?

                          Yup, we have a word for that here in da Yuu Ess of Aaaaaaaaaayyyyyy, too....but this is a family website ^_^ So I'll settle for "pompous, creepy-as-all-hell greaser".
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                          • #14
                            Quoth EricKei View Post
                            Pomade in the ol' hairdo? Lots of (presumably tacky) gold jewelry? Not only thinks he's Gawd's gift to women, but literally advertises it? A little too inquisitive?

                            Yup, we have a word for that here in da Yuu Ess of Aaaaaaaaaayyyyyy, too....but this is a family website ^_^ So I'll settle for "pompous, creepy-as-all-hell greaser".
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                            • #15
                              I was picturing an 'uncool' version of Danny from Grease myself.
                              Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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