I don't know what reminded me of him, but here it goes - he was the suckiest customer, hands down, from my old job. He had the long beard (but it wasn't white, it was yellowed with gross) and the jelly belly (inadequately covered by his stained and holey t shirt), so we started calling him Santa. The smelly part comes in because he constantly smelled like urine. Really, really strong urine. Like it hadn't been enough to wet himself, he smelled like he had MARINATED in it.
He used to come in once or twice a fortnight and we (the cashiers) FOUGHT not to have to serve him. I flat out told management that if he came down my line, I would walk off the station (after locking my cash). I have the weakest stomach in this country, I'm sure of it, and I would have ended up vomiting!
The worst part was that he was quite a gregarious sort of fellow, and, seemingly unaware of his stench. He loved nothing more than to engage the staff in long, rambling "conversations" that were more like Grandpa Simpson-esque monologues.
I'm so glad I never have to deal with him again!
He used to come in once or twice a fortnight and we (the cashiers) FOUGHT not to have to serve him. I flat out told management that if he came down my line, I would walk off the station (after locking my cash). I have the weakest stomach in this country, I'm sure of it, and I would have ended up vomiting!
The worst part was that he was quite a gregarious sort of fellow, and, seemingly unaware of his stench. He loved nothing more than to engage the staff in long, rambling "conversations" that were more like Grandpa Simpson-esque monologues.
I'm so glad I never have to deal with him again!
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