Cable Customers: Fact is Fiction & Fiction is Stupid

[Teefies2]

There's a Dirty Jobs episode where they had like a window in the cows stomache. It was, I think, some kind of research thing. It's been awhile since I've seen that one.

I saw that one and it was disturbing. The poor cows !!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I wouldn't bet on it. I've seen what a lot of them eat.

I've heard plenty of stories on that from my mom . . . she grew up on a farm.

Just don't let the cows get into the onion plants . . . you'll have onion-flavored milk the next day.

[Jester]

I wouldn't bet on it. I've seen what a lot of them eat.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Suddenly the success of Jersey Shore and all those Real Housewifes shows makes a little more sense....

I would think that even barnyard animals would have better standards than that.

[Jester]

I know that if I were a barnyard animal or some such, I'd enjoy watching TV.

Suddenly the success of Jersey Shore and all those Real Housewifes shows makes a little more sense....

[Lovecats]

Tele-Tubby cows!

There's a Dirty Jobs episode where they had like a window in the cows stomache. It was, I think, some kind of research thing. It's been awhile since I've seen that one.

[RealUnimportant]

Tele-Tubby cows!

Milky-Wilky, Creamsy, Kah-kah, Mo....

[protege]

I know that if I were a barnyard animal or some such, I'd enjoy watching TV.

I've had kitties that love watching TV. Kitty would spend hours sitting on my lap watching various shows. He also seemed to enjoy the quidditch scenes in Harry Potter. Something about small things flying around seemed to amuse him. Also, some fishies seem to enjoy TV as well. Maybe the movement? But, whatever it was, when I still had the fish tank at my parents, most evenings, the fish were always in the corner closest to the TV. I guess they got tired of swimming

[dalesys]

Orwells that end well.

That quack was uncalled for.

[Cat Herder]

I have livestock & this is their lifeline!!

FO-O-O-OUR HU-U-UNDRE-E-ED CHA-A-ANNELS GOOOOD! TWOOO CHA-A-ANNELS BA-A-A-AD!

Orwells that end well.

*ducks*

[Seraph]

Tele-Tubby cows!

D: EXACTLY!!!!

[dalesys]

"....Them's some eenterehstin' caows there, Bob. Dey got dem teevees affixered to their insides, there."

Tele-Tubby cows!

[Seraph]

C: I can’t wait for the tech to get out here to fix my TV later tonight. Get him out now!! I have livestock & this is their lifeline!!

I'm sorry. I just...this is all I can think of:

"....Them's some eenterehstin' caows there, Bob. Dey got dem teevees affixered to their insides, there."

[Becks]

I have livestock & this is their lifeline!!

I know that if I were a barnyard animal or some such, I'd enjoy watching TV.

[Ironclad Alibi]

it would actually be in the spirit of that particular gospel, as well, funnily enough. ( the spirit of that gospel is that you should pay someone what you owe them, essentially) So yes, you could say that Jesus, on asked about paying for your cable, would say that.

From His Sermon on the Mall, as related by Paul in his Second Epistle to the Consumers:

Render unto the Cable Company that which is due them, for life without cable sucketh.