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Hello, all of you little people! My name is Mrs. Perfect. This is my husband, Mr. Perfect, and our children Billy, Susie, and little Mikey. It's Saturday night and we're going to spend some quality time together as the Perfect Family!
Here we are at the frozen Yogurt shop. What a perfect place for some wholesome family fun. Okay, kids, let's go up to the counter and tell the nice lady what you want. Billy, you go first. What flavor do you want? Chocolate? Good. Now what toppings do you want? Do you want chocolate chips? No? How about heath bar pieces? Do you want heath bar pieces? No? How about gummi bears? Do you want gummi bears? How about the shaved milk chocolate? Those right there, do you want them? What? You want the chocolate chips? Billy, do you want the chocolate chips or the shaved chocolate? The chocolate chips? Okay, he'll have a small chocolate with chocolate chips.
Susie, it's your turn. What flavor do you want? They have Chocolate, Vanilla, Peach, Pomegranate, Salted Caramel and Coconut. Which one do you want? Vanilla? Do you want vanilla? Which one are you pointing to? Are you pointing to the coconut or to the vanilla? That's okay honey, take your time. After all, the whole world revolves around our family! How about the purple yogurt? Do you like the purple yogurt? What about the pink yogurt, that looks good. The purple? You like the purple? Okay, she'll have the small pomegranate. Do you want chocolate chips too? Yes? You want the chocolate chips? And put some chocolate chips on that, please.
Okay Mikey, since you're only 2 years old, I'll just order you a kid's size vanilla. Then I'll lift you onto the counter so you can look at all the toppings and point to the ones you want...what is it, Susie? You don't like the flavor you picked, and you want chocolate instead? That's fine, the nice lady will be happy to make you a new yogurt free of charge, because you're just that special.
So, kids, now that you all have your yogurt, go sit down. And if you get bored, feel free to run around the store shrieking like howler monkeys while your father and I ignore you completely.
Here's the money for the yogurt, and keep the change. That's right, the whole 8 cents. It's not easy being perfect, but I do my...what is it? Excuse me, nice lady, but my kids forgot to ask for some toppings, could you give it to them on the side? Thanks.
See you next week!
Here we are at the frozen Yogurt shop. What a perfect place for some wholesome family fun. Okay, kids, let's go up to the counter and tell the nice lady what you want. Billy, you go first. What flavor do you want? Chocolate? Good. Now what toppings do you want? Do you want chocolate chips? No? How about heath bar pieces? Do you want heath bar pieces? No? How about gummi bears? Do you want gummi bears? How about the shaved milk chocolate? Those right there, do you want them? What? You want the chocolate chips? Billy, do you want the chocolate chips or the shaved chocolate? The chocolate chips? Okay, he'll have a small chocolate with chocolate chips.
Susie, it's your turn. What flavor do you want? They have Chocolate, Vanilla, Peach, Pomegranate, Salted Caramel and Coconut. Which one do you want? Vanilla? Do you want vanilla? Which one are you pointing to? Are you pointing to the coconut or to the vanilla? That's okay honey, take your time. After all, the whole world revolves around our family! How about the purple yogurt? Do you like the purple yogurt? What about the pink yogurt, that looks good. The purple? You like the purple? Okay, she'll have the small pomegranate. Do you want chocolate chips too? Yes? You want the chocolate chips? And put some chocolate chips on that, please.
Okay Mikey, since you're only 2 years old, I'll just order you a kid's size vanilla. Then I'll lift you onto the counter so you can look at all the toppings and point to the ones you want...what is it, Susie? You don't like the flavor you picked, and you want chocolate instead? That's fine, the nice lady will be happy to make you a new yogurt free of charge, because you're just that special.
So, kids, now that you all have your yogurt, go sit down. And if you get bored, feel free to run around the store shrieking like howler monkeys while your father and I ignore you completely.
Here's the money for the yogurt, and keep the change. That's right, the whole 8 cents. It's not easy being perfect, but I do my...what is it? Excuse me, nice lady, but my kids forgot to ask for some toppings, could you give it to them on the side? Thanks.
See you next week!
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