The rudest customer I've ever spoken to....

[wagegoth]

In my area, there is only one company that provides electricity and natural gas. I would imagine that if they have the monopoly on important services, they are obligated to provide service no matter how nasty a customer gets. Is that correct?

It depends. Many of them won't shut off utilities if there is a child, a senior and/or someone who requires medical machinery to stay alive. Otherwise, they'll leave you freezing in the winter or hauling your water from the gas station.

[dalesys]

Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?

That would be Borden's Unglued™, would it not, Mr. Fudd?

[eltf177]

Being that his file says ABUSIVE CUSTOMER, shouldn't any calls from this automatically go to a supervisor? I'd say only they would be qualified to deal with asshats like this.

[Mr Hero]

I would have expected Irv of all people to go for the slower method.... *hands over a dull rusty spoon*

Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?

[lobo94]

Nah. Let's go for the disintegration ray. Or, we can always shove him into a conversion chamber, do some brainwashing, and he'll come out gentle as a lamb, and using the opposite of his primary hand. (10 points for the reference.)

[Racket_Man]

A scissors? Amateur.

*hands over machete

HMMMM double amatures

**** Grabs big honkin loggin chainsaw *******

[Marmalady]

For someone who apparently plumes himself on their command of the English language, he seems to have trouble understanding the information - which presumably was given to him in that same language - that persistent defaulting on bills will lead to consequences.

[Food Lady]

Yeah, that's about it.

[CarcinogenCrunchies]

In my area, there is only one company that provides electricity and natural gas. I would imagine that if they have the monopoly on important services, they are obligated to provide service no matter how nasty a customer gets. Is that correct?

[Chanlin]

I suppose the wood chipper does have its benefits

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I would have expected Irv of all people to go for the slower method.... *hands over a dull rusty spoon*

Nah, the sooner you get this asshat out of the way, the better.

Machete's cleaner too. I can be out of the way when the blood starts gushing. Then I can be amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood without getting any on me.

[barainga]

Yeah, this was typical at the call center I was at.

I came to the same conclusion, that many others have.

1. These people are just trying to get what they want when they know they shouldnt.
2. They hate so hard they cant stand it that anyone might not be miserable.

[XCashier]

I would have expected Irv of all people to go for the slower method.... *hands over a dull rusty spoon*

Nah, the sooner you get this asshat out of the way, the better.

Use this ->

[Chanlin]

I would have expected Irv of all people to go for the slower method.... *hands over a dull rusty spoon*

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

(hands over a pair of scissors)

A scissors? Amateur.

*hands over machete