Quick takes from the Kwik-E-Mart

[Mytical]

Or you could confuse a football fan by insisting that a quarterback and a fullback were the same.

If you add two quarterbacks and a hallback you get a fullback..*nods sagely*

[HYHYBT]

Oh, I'll go ahead and say it anyway...

If you add two quarterbacks and a halfback in front of a camera, you get gay porn.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

This customer was a pregnant woman, so I'm hoping she was just having a moment of preggo stupidity. (It really does exist!)

Babies eat your brain cells.

[dalesys]

Babies eat your brain cells.

And then they become teens, the true zombies....

[Merriweather]

Babies eat your brain cells.

Yep, pregnancy induced senility. Never known an expectant mother who didn't experience it.

[cinema guy]

You can get Popping Candy style stuff - like here http://www.chocolatebuttons.co.uk/po...ed-sparks.html (Never used the supplier, just and example).

Ohh! Space Dust.

[EricKei]

Babies eat your brain cells.

They must be eating the crappy ones, then. I've yet to met a baby who could handle higher maths. Maybe someone should figure out how to send the useful braincells to them in utero...I mean, it's not like anyone willingly uses Calculus after leaving college >_> ....right?

(...let alone while they're IN college...)