Tales from the World of Wally.....

[JetGirl]

Hockey is all you need.

[ExArtShopSlave]

The lacrosse team is called the Toronto Rock. I've never been to a lacrosse game, but I really want to go to one.

Oh,

and we also have basketball.....

Erm, well I guess the Raptors don't really count!

-ExArtShopSlave

[Bandit]

The Lynx went away a while back.

Of course, after the city built a new stadium for them.

Now the closest thing we have to pro baseball is the Ottawa Fat Cats.

It's a weird town and while it's not quite the inbred carnival at Wally, it is indeed interesting. I'd have never thought that paint would be so exciting.

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[Bandit]

Far as I'm concerned, no sport is a real sport until and unless they make a movie about it.

Only in Canada would they make movies called "Men with Brooms" and "Chicks with Sticks".

And before anyone's mind goes into the gutter - they are both about winter sports.

B

[Demolition Man]

Well, location says you're in Ontario, so technically you DO have a baseball team, but I don't blame you for not wanting to admit it.

Not to mention Toronto FC which plays in Major League Soccer. Which I wouldn't admit to having at this point since they... well...... aren't that good.