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  • #16
    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
    One person asked me what she was supposed to do without an air conditioner.
    I am pretty much 100% sure that that is her problem, not yours.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
    Still A Customer."

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    • #17
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      One person asked me what she was supposed to do without an air conditioner.
      Perspire?
      "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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      • #18
        I'm not sure here if I'm bragging or complaining, but the weather here in northern England is bloody terrible . In some places (as in 86!) there are flood warnings.

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        • #19
          Here in Western Washington we don't use AC, so there might be some we can send to you.
          "Some times you just need to punch someone in the face"'Dalia Lama

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          • #20
            Quoth taxguykarl View Post
            [EXTREME SARCASM]: What no Christmas stock?!
            Haven't seen any around here but if you want I'll be glad to trap and send to you a neighborhood ice cream truck that plays Christmas music year round.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #21
              Y'all just GOTTA love the customers who come in during a huge heat wave or even during August, and think you'll still have air conditioners available! Sorry, but unless you buy yours in April or May before the rush for that item hits, you clearly never needed an air conditioner in the first place!

              Go take a cold shower. They're just as cool and effective as air conditioners!

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              • #22
                Quoth downforit2008 View Post
                Go take a cold shower. They're just as cool and effective as air conditioners!
                Here, in a desert, a wet t-shirt works very well.
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #23
                  Quoth lineswine View Post
                  I'm not sure here if I'm bragging or complaining, but the weather here in northern England is bloody terrible . In some places (as in 86!) there are flood warnings.
                  goodness, hope no harm comes of it.

                  I recall anything over 80 being considered a major heat wave when we lived over there.

                  We lived in Wales (then England) and when the tiny little U.S. Navy facility in Wales got new people from the U.S., one of the first things they always asked was "what to you do here in the summer?". Standard answer was "well, if it falls on a weekend we have a BBQ".

                  I actually liked the weather in England (in spite of spending my childhood in Florida, I'm not a sun worshipper). I like that it doesn't usually get extremes, and that the weather can change several times even in a day (no long stretches of sun or rain, usually). I've ended up in the Pacific Northwest now, which has very similar weather.

                  Madness takes it's toll....
                  Please have exact change ready.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth lineswine View Post
                    I'm not sure here if I'm bragging or complaining, but the weather here in northern England is bloody terrible . In some places (as in 86!) there are flood warnings.
                    If you're talking about temperatures, you would've melted had you been here earlier in the week.

                    It was at least 100 one day. It's a little bit cooler now--all the way down to 77--but it's supposed to get warmer again later next week.

                    If I were a kid I'd be loving this. But I'm not, so I'm not. Though I much prefer extreme warmth to extreme cold.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #25
                      Remember, always buy things at the last possible moment, that way you get to be a total dork to the employees and blame them for your own procrastination.

                      I'd say unbelievable, but we all know it is.

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                      • #26
                        Quoth lineswine View Post
                        I'm not sure here if I'm bragging or complaining, but the weather here in northern England is bloody terrible . In some places (as in 86!) there are flood warnings.
                        Yeah, but you're in Northern England. In Centigrade, that works out to only 30 flood warnings...

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                        • #27
                          Quoth dalesys View Post
                          Here, in a desert, a wet t-shirt works very well.
                          OHHHHHH WET T_SHIRT contest. MUST have pics plz.
                          I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                          -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                          "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                          • #28
                            Who the hell waits until it's like an oven outside to get an air conditioner? By then, they're practically sold out!

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Bright_Star View Post
                              Who the hell waits until it's like an oven outside to get an air conditioner?
                              The same people who's very existence guarantees this site a permanent place on the internet.

                              Madness takes it's toll....
                              Please have exact change ready.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth taxguykarl View Post
                                [EXTREME SARCASM]: What no Christmas stock?!
                                There are a few stores already with Christmas stuff on display.

                                In July, with temps in the area hitting 100+.

                                What's wrong with this picture?

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