So recently Seattle has instituted a plastic bag ban. And by Seattle I mean just that, the city.
Only a week in and I've already been told I'll be fined, they'll report me, et cetera.
Well this would be all well and good, and I'd applaud your willingness to snitch, if the following wasn't the case.
1) Stores can run down their stocks.
2) Does not apply in a couple cases.
3) We weren't in City That is Not Seattle, but Nearby.
So if I laugh when you do say we'll be in trouble, please understand it's because you somehow think The CITY of Seattle's ban goes further than its borders.
Only a week in and I've already been told I'll be fined, they'll report me, et cetera.
Well this would be all well and good, and I'd applaud your willingness to snitch, if the following wasn't the case.
1) Stores can run down their stocks.
2) Does not apply in a couple cases.
3) We weren't in City That is Not Seattle, but Nearby.
So if I laugh when you do say we'll be in trouble, please understand it's because you somehow think The CITY of Seattle's ban goes further than its borders.




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