douchebag

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: yea Dave, I would like to book this room

Me: ok it's $148.99

Guest: no, no, no.....I saw it online for $110.

Me: ok let me check that....yes you can get that rate but it's non refundable

Guest: you're ripping me off....ok you know what you're pissing me off so here is what is going to happen. First, you're going to beg me to book this room and you're going to offer me the $110 as a REFUNDABLE rate

Me: ok I can't do that

Guest: shut your mouth when you're being talked to.......you're going to give me the $110 refundable and then you are going to ask my forgiveness for trying to rip me off. I may just decide to stay mad at you.

Me: sir, I......

Guest: werent you just told to shut your mouth? So if you want me as a customer you will do these things.

Me: let me put you on hold one moment

Guest: dont transfer me to someone else because if you do, I will blow up.

I transferred him to customer service anyway...lol

[RealUnimportant]

I think you're being too kind to him with this nickname... You're gonna give him double-dip discounts & extra features AND beg for permission to do so, when obviously demand supports the higher rate? Gah.

[Mr Hero]

Wow, this guy wants you on your knees begging you to stay at the hotel? Entitlement whore with an extra layer of whore!

[Zellie Crescent]

I would've told him no and if he insisted I would've hung up.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

Me: Hold please. *puts phone down on the cradle so that it doesn't hang up, and he can still hear me* Hey Boss! You won't believe this guy. He wants me to beg to let his sorry ass stay here at a cheaper rate! *pause* I know right? We've been fielding calls all day booking, booking, and this is the last room. Oh, and someone's walking in the door right now. *shifts the phone so it hangs up.*

You'd probably get into huge trouble for that though

[taxguykarl]

Dave, did you have to bring your vacay rental customers with you?

[BrenDAnn]

I...wasn't aware BDSM was a required part of booking a hotel room. Wow, Dave...wow. Good for you for transferring him. Douchebag does NOT begin to describe him!

[Marmalady]

I...wasn't aware BDSM was a required part of booking a hotel room

Now out in your nearest bookstore - Fifty Shades of Entitlement.......

[depechemodefan]

Now out in your nearest bookstore - Fifty Shades of Entitlement.......

That was hilarious

[dragon_wings]

I...wasn't aware BDSM was a required part of booking a hotel room.

Same thing went through my mind as well.
It sounded like a scene outta a really strange kink porno.

[CloserToSane]

Now out in your nearest bookstore - Fifty Shades of Entitlement.......

Now if Dave was in the UK, it'd be fitting at this hotel http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1699665.html.

[PepperElf]

My only issue is that the asshole was transferred to customer service and not transferred to a dial tone



but i guess this way you get the joy of having him blow up. and now someone else can verify that he's not worth renting to.

[cono1717]

Guest: shut your mouth when you're being talked to.......you're going to give me the $110 refundable and then you are going to ask my forgiveness for trying to rip me off. I may just decide to stay mad at you.

Me: sir, I......

Guest: werent you just told to shut your mouth? So if you want me as a customer you will do these things.

Actually sir, for being so rude I am going to hang up on you, and not give you a room at any rate. Good day.

[BroSCFischer]

Me: Well, if I'm not allowed to talk, then there is no point in me being in this conversation. Feel free to call back when you wish to listen to the options that I have available. Thank you and have a good day.

*Hang up*

But that's me.

SC

[lie-al]

"Dave, hook me up with a free vacation. No, wait, PAY me $1000 AND give me a free vacation. That would make me a good customer!"

No, I give, I take away. You would not be, by nature, a customer, but my employee, and I fire you.