Face Sex

[Marmalady]

Good for him! Shame there was nobody nearby with a video camera; that would have made a great YouTube production.

Yes it would have As it was, several of us applauded; the guy stood and spluttered various damp threats of the 'I'll get you!' type, but the dad (who was built like a Russian war memorial) just stood and laughed at him.

[Flood]

There's a PDA couple that frequents our cafe. They are constantly in eachother's laps. Usually with their hands not quite visible.

They came in one night last year all dressed up and brought a friend. They continued to have their hands all over eachother but their friend was taking pictures of them the whole time. Turns out they were getting married and these were their wedding photos.

Also turns out she's four months pregnant. We're pretty sure they conceived on our couch when it was turned away from where we could see.

[mharbourgirl]

"What the hell is it with office buildings and horny people?"

Well, I'd say there are two possibilities here.

1. All those windows - big captive audience. Perfect for your exhibitionist types.

2. The shape of the building. And if you don't understand what I mean by that, I'm sure Sheldon will be along soon to explain it to you.

[depechemodefan]

"cues a certain George Michael song, then a certain 2 Live Crew song"

Since the closing show of the Olympics, all I can hear is "Freedom" and see GM's mutton chops.