How the Heck Did You Lose THAT!!!?!

[Marmalady]

try under the sofa cushions

It's OK, I've painted it a bright colour now so it stands out more.

[PepperElf]

Well, that's where the thing called 'delivery conditions' come into play.
If you order something, read them. You don't like them? Order someplace else, or pay that markup for extra services....

There's your problem. You expect them to read.

[rose_metal_nz]

Isn't that always so annoying?

The number of times I put my forklift down, then turn round and just can't find it!

I usually find it in my other pair of pants....

[dawnfire]

Seriously? And MY family gives me shit to this day for the time in my childhood when I managed to lose a fucking snow shovel?

did you find it in the spring?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Seriously? And MY family gives me shit to this day for the time in my childhood when I managed to lose a fucking snow shovel?

I'd really like to hear that story . . . .what I want to know is how do you lose a snow shovel . . . in ARIZONA?

[hinakiba777]

Isn't that always so annoying?

The number of times I put my forklift down, then turn round and just can't find it!

Last time I lost my forklift I found it hiding the the bathtub. Turns out it slipped past me while I was brushing my teeth and i accidentally locked it in the bathroom.

[Merriweather]

Last time I lost my forklift I found it hiding the the bathtub. Turns out it slipped past me while I was brushing my teeth and i accidentally locked it in the bathroom.

I, too, had the tragedy of losing my forklift. It went out in search of a snowcone and was never seen again.

[XCashier]

Somebody this stupid is running a farm?! I sure feel sorry for the animals...

[Cat Herder]

I can't even tell you how many times I've run my forklift through a laundry load because I forgot to take it out of my pocket before putting my jeans in the washing machine.

[Cat Herder]

Somebody this stupid is running a farm?! I sure feel sorry for the animals...

Fo-o-o-our le-e-e-egs gooooood!
Twooooo le-e-e-egs baaaaaad!

[hinakiba777]

Fo-o-o-our le-e-e-egs gooooood!
Twooooo le-e-e-egs baaaaaad!

My friend has a teacup pig named Napolean. He constantly has to tell people it has NOTHING TO DO with the book. The reason for the name is actually really cute.

[dalesys]

My forklifts are original equipment and firmly attached to the ends of my arms.

[Carsomyr]

One time my dad accidentally dropped his forklift over the side of his canoe.

Edit: Appointments are $35 a piece and the cancelled appointments are I think $25. So he paid a grand total of $120 extra for the 2 appointments he screwed up. That should cover gas and time. And it costs extra for a terminal pickup too.

Would this be American dollars or Farmville dollars? Hey.. at least I know he can't harm any animals this way.

[wolfie]

or... does it cost extra to have your company unload it for him? Maybe that's the catch - he really never had a fork lift to begin with and hoped to find one, or just annoy you into unloading it for him for free?

That might be the case - would be logical to charge for a "hitchiker" (forklift that can be stowed on the back of a flatbed trailer) delivery. After all, the unit costs money, and it means you have to use a shorter trailer (since the "hitchiker" hangs off the back, and you can't go over 53 feet).

The problem is that the animal feed NEEDS to be unloaded with a forklift, either the customer's own or a "hitchiker". I've never hauled animal feed, but if it's like other industrial-level granular material it would be in 50 or 100 pound bags, stacked and wrapped on skids for a total of a ton per skid. Even if you are getting the 50 pound bags, the driver WON'T hand-bomb them (if they need to be hand-bombed, YOU supply the manpower to do it), and NOBODY will hand-bomb full skids.