This is not customer service. This is pest control.

[Mr Hero]

Last night I had a computer moocher and this morning I had to stop a breakfast moocher. Each one I asked to leave told me I was showing poor customer service. I didn't have anything witty to say though I wanted to. So the title of this will be said witty comeback that I wish I had.

[Andara Bledin]

"You would have to be a customer before you know about the quality of my customer service."

^-.-^

[taxguykarl]

Use Andara's line as a moocher won't get your title.

[lvceline]

Yeah, when people talk about poor customer service, I'd like to mention to them that it works both ways and they are displaying poor customer skills as well.

[Tama]

Poor customer service! Oh my goodness. Seriously, why?! How dumb can they...no, nevermind, don't answer that...

Nice Dalek reference...? >_>

[Mr Hero]

Nice Dalek reference...? >_>

It's indeed a Dalek reference.

[Tama]

I LOVED that line in the series. HAHA.

"This. is. not. war. This. is. pest. control."

[Argabarga]

"I'm only showing poor customer service because I've got a poor, mooching no-good customer in here"

[Jay 2K Winger]

I LOVED that line in the series. HAHA.

"This. is. not. war. This. is. pest. control."

"You would kill all Cybermen with four Daleks?"
"WE WOULD KILL ALL CY-BER-MEN WITH ONE DALEK! YOU ARE SU-PER-I-OR IN ON-LY ONE RESPECT!"
"What is that?"
"YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING!"

[Girlysprite]

"You would kill all Cybermen with four Daleks?"
"WE WOULD KILL ALL CY-BER-MEN WITH ONE DALEK! YOU ARE SU-PER-I-OR IN ON-LY ONE RESPECT!"
"What is that?"
"YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING!"

Best scene ever

But OP, where do you work, actually?

[Mr Hero]

But OP, where do you work, actually?

It's a hotel.