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  • "just get me a room" and "all day and night"

    background. The library has study rooms we let people use for 2 hours, unless no one is waiting then they can use them longer.


    fucking cunt : fc
    sc: sucky customer, second story

    fc comes up to me.
    fc: do you have study rooms here.
    me: yes. I need to see your id.
    fc: *gives me her library card* (note: I wish people would give me ids with their names printed on them. library cards don't have your name on them except what you sign, and I can't read signatures since they are always illegible)
    me: ok, can you spell out your name for me?
    fc: L-o-u-i-s P-a-y-c-o-n
    me: ok, here are the rules, please read them
    fc: *picks up list of rules, spends one second looking at them, puts it down* ok
    me: Did you read the rules?
    fc: yes.
    me: what is the most important rule.
    fc: just get me a room.
    So I could have told her I can't give you a room until you read the rules, but no doubt the fc will throw a fit, ask for a manager, and the manager will end up scolding me, at best, telling me "pick your battles." though the manager working with me was one that got beat up by a customer; maybe she would have stuck by me.

    So I tell the fucking cunt "the main rules are that you let us know when you leave and no food or drink" I didn't tell her she only gets two hours if someone is waiting. Let it be a rude surprise for her. Of course, if a cw tells her to leave after 2 hours, no doubt she will say, "no one told me I get two hours," when the rules say that.

    second story.
    me and cw are on the floor, tlaking.
    sc: I hear you have rooms up here that we can use all day and all night.
    cw: no, we have rooms that you can use only for 2 hours.
    sc: but that's not what I heard.
    cw: sorry, 2 hours

    I didn't correct cw, since unlike my cws I stand by what they say. Also, what did he think we were, a hotel to let a room out all day and night?
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    Quoth depechemodefan View Post
    sc: I hear you have rooms up here that we can use all day and all night.
    cw: no, we have rooms that you can use only for 2 hours.
    sc: but that's not what I heard.
    Oooh, this customer's cunning methods for attaining an overnight stay at a library is unbelievable. I shall use this method today at the car dealership. Merely saying the words, "I heard you can give me a Ferrari by saying 'Tinkerbell'" will give me the car of my dreams!
    Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
    Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
    Fiancee: What?!
    Me: Nevermind.

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    • #3
      What they hear is what they want to believe & when confronted with reality they get bent like a used ace card...LOL!

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      • #4
        I love the "that's not what I heard." So what? I heard unicorns will fly out of the moon and bring me candy. Doesn't mean it's true.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          Quoth MoonCat View Post
          I love the "that's not what I heard." So what? I heard unicorns will fly out of the moon and bring me candy. Doesn't mean it's true.
          You mean they won't?
          "They gave me a badge with my name on it. In case I forget who I am." Dr Who - Closing Time

          "I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage-Mythbusters

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          • #6
            sc: I hear you have rooms up here that we can use all day and all night.
            Um. When did the library become a hotel?

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            • #7
              Quoth depechemodefan View Post
              sc: I hear you have rooms up here that we can use all day and all night.
              This made me wonder if the person asking looked like Anthony Stewart Head: "But the demons have taken over Sunnydale High and we need somewhere private we can all try to find ways to banish them!"
              I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi

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              • #8
                Quoth Gizmo View Post

                This made me wonder if the person asking looked like Anthony Stewart Head: "But the demons have taken over Sunnydale High and we need somewhere private we can all try to find ways to banish them!"
                Oh gods. That's hilarious. And I can so see that.
                Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
                Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever

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                • #9
                  The demons already took over the library; they are called "patrons". This guy looked nothing like ASH.
                  Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                  Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                  I wish porn had subtitles.

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                  • #10
                    Buffy references! So in love with this forum.

                    And what the hell did they need a room at the library for all day and night? Cheap ass, get a motel.

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