I just NEEEEDDD a pepsi.

[MadMike]

You beat me to it - now I have that song stuck in my head - maybe I should be stuck in an institution...

Yeah I was going to mention it too. I guess I can still post the remake.

[Jay 2K Winger]

She NEEDS to go find a dictionary and look up the word 'need', NOBODY 'needs' a Pepsi. Or Coke. Or whatever. You can WANT a Coke, Pepsi, or whatever, but I'm pretty sure you won't die without one.

THANK you. I've said this very thing to whiny kids at the wholesale club.

Parent: "No, you can't have [X thing]."
Whiny Kid: "BUT I NEED IT!"
J2K: "No, you want it. You don't need it."

Cue confused look from whiny kid and a smile from the parent.

[Pagan]

I actually prefer a neutral flavored drink when I have a burrito. There is already enough flavor in that damn thing that adding one that just doesn't belong (IE Pepsi) is weird. So you'll typically see me with a Sprite or a water/lemonade when I'm getting burritos/tacos.

I love how her friend had to pipe up with the obligatory, "YEAH" sneer.

The appropriate beverage to have with a burrito (or any other Mexican food, for that matter) is a cerveza.

[EricKei]

I was surprised how I was smiling still. o.O

I have found that one of the keys to keeping that plastic smile going with cursetomers like this is to imagine what will happen when Karma visits them and applies appropriate punishment for all of their transgressions simultaneously.

@Pagan: I don't always go out and buy cheap dogfood tacos, but when I do, I drink Pepsi. I wouldn't want to waste good cerveza on Toxic Smell.

[mikoyan29]

Shame on you.

All she wanted was a Pepsi.

And you wouldn't give it to her.

Just a Pepsi.

Dammit..you stole my thunder

[MoonCat]

I love the comment, "There is nothing to drink???"

Let's see....water, iced tea, rootbeer, energy drinks.

Nope. Nothing to drink.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

The appropriate beverage to have with a burrito (or any other Mexican food, for that matter) is a cerveza.

I honestly detest beer. Far too bitter (I also hate tomatoes except for in pasta sauce or ketchup.) Oh, and Tabasco/hot sauce I hate as well. So pretty much that entire drink is just at big NO, lol XD.

[Kagato]

Isn't it times like these when you wish you could break out the Seinfeld Soup Nazi?

"No burrito for you! Get out!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNwbjcuQUv8
Come back ONE YEAR! =p

[shopgirl15]

SC: I NEED A PEPSI TO DRINK WITH MY BURRITO.

First world problems right there.

[Sleepwalker]

Man, people don't take their Pepsi seriously. Around here, when the ancient coke machine blows (and it does indeed blow, coke and co2 spray everywhere until the tank is manually unhooked) you can count on at least one cusstomer insisting that the store be shut down.

Because if we're not selling coke, surely we cannot be called a restaurant.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You're driving me crazy.... >_>

^-.-^

Are you on drugs?

[Andara Bledin]

I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know?

Why don't you get me a Pepsi?

^-.-^

[dalesys]

I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know?

Why don't you get me a Pepsi?

^-.-^

...we'll just add a harmless, mildly addictive alkaloid...
Starzelius is red!

[wolfie]

Well a woman comes up. Orders the meal, she gets a drink. I explain that since our soda machines were down, she had a choice of any of the above...

SC: I NEED A PEPSI TO DRINK WITH MY BURRITO. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

She went ranting away, after paying and carrying her food. Her friend demanded that we GO RIGHT NOW IN A LUNCH RUSH to stock up on pepsi bottles as well. I was surprised how I was smiling still. o.O

Sounds to me like the woman needed a Pepsi because she had already over-indulged in Coke (alternate type #1 - product of Columbia).

The appropriate beverage to have with a burrito (or any other Mexican food, for that matter) is a cerveza.

But we're all out of cerveza. Can I get you a biere (French), bier (German), or beer (English)?

Man, people don't take their Pepsi seriously. Around here, when the ancient coke machine blows (and it does indeed blow, coke and co2 spray everywhere until the tank is manually unhooked) you can count on at least one cusstomer insisting that the store be shut down.

Because if we're not selling coke, surely we cannot be called a restaurant.

For those customers, you should have a "just in case" stash of the crumbly black stuff (think charcoal, but made from coal instead of wood). "At the moment, this is the only Coke we have".

[Jester]

I personally love when people come in and ask if we have Pepsi or Coke products, and when I tell them we carry Coke, some of the Pepsi fans get all pouty. Some have even left. THAT'S brand loyalty! But the really annoying ones will repeat the question. "So, NO Pepsi?" No, as I TOLD you, we have COKE, therefore NO PEPSI.

It amazes me how many times I have to repeat myself with customers.

Typical common example:
CUSTOMER: "What sodas do you have?"
JESTER: "Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, and ginger ale."
CUSTOMER: "So no Coke Zero?"
JESTER: "No.....just Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, and ginger ale."

As I just fucking said, you twatwaffle.

The appropriate beverage to have with a burrito (or any other Mexican food, for that matter) is a cerveza.

Si. Es verdad!

@Pagan: I don't always go out and buy cheap dogfood tacos, but when I do, I drink Pepsi. I wouldn't want to waste good cerveza on Toxic Smell.

That is why you drink cheap crappy Coronas with Taco Hell. Or you eat Taco Hell after you're already trashed.

I honestly detest beer. Far too bitter (I also hate tomatoes except for in pasta sauce or ketchup.) Oh, and Tabasco/hot sauce I hate as well. So pretty much that entire drink is just at big NO, lol XD.

Great. More for us!

For those customers, you should have a "just in case" stash of the crumbly black stuff (think charcoal, but made from coal instead of wood). "At the moment, this is the only Coke we have".

Great joke, but sadly, it would be lost on the vast majority of morons you would pull it on. Just saying.