A little background. In the week I run my own business but at weekends I run a station on a heritage railway. I do not suffer fools.
Here are a few gems from the last couple of years.
Customer :- It's disgusting you are selling Thomas badges and flags and he is not running.
Me:- We have Mars Bars (A candy bar) but we don't have a space shuttle either.
She walked out whist her husband was laughing his head off.
Customer:- Moaning about something locally we have no control over... If you were my husband I would divorce you.
Me:- If you were my wife I would pay.
Steam locomotive at the platform Customer asked... "Is it steam today?" I looked at the locomovite and replied "Yes"
Customer at the end of a long day... "How long will the next train be?"
Me:- "Six carriages Madam"
A train at each of the two platforms and a woman asked "Are you the railway?"
Other one line gems.
Do you do free sample trips?
Is that a real steam engine?
Could you turn the smke off?
Can I catch a train on the days you don't run?
I will see if I can dig a few more out.
Here are a few gems from the last couple of years.
Customer :- It's disgusting you are selling Thomas badges and flags and he is not running.
Me:- We have Mars Bars (A candy bar) but we don't have a space shuttle either.
She walked out whist her husband was laughing his head off.
Customer:- Moaning about something locally we have no control over... If you were my husband I would divorce you.
Me:- If you were my wife I would pay.
Steam locomotive at the platform Customer asked... "Is it steam today?" I looked at the locomovite and replied "Yes"
Customer at the end of a long day... "How long will the next train be?"
Me:- "Six carriages Madam"
A train at each of the two platforms and a woman asked "Are you the railway?"
Other one line gems.
Do you do free sample trips?
Is that a real steam engine?
Could you turn the smke off?
Can I catch a train on the days you don't run?
I will see if I can dig a few more out.
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