Don't talk to the back

[depechemodefan]

This happened Wed. On the second floor there are two desks. The back of the desks are open (would have been good if a wall were behind them). People coming from the elevators would pass the back of our desks. Of course, our backs are against the back of the desks. You can imagine how many times people do not come up to the desk to the part where they are talking to your face.

SC1 is talking to my back: Where are the 790's?
me: *turn slightly around, pointing* In front of me are the 70's. If you go that way *points* you will reach the 790's.
sc1: *gives me the stink eye*
I don't know if she wanted me to get up and show her or what.

sc2: (of course talking to my back) I'm done with my room.
me: *turns around* which room were you in?
sc2: *snotty* the right one
I do not recognize your voice, dumbass, and besides I'm not the one who put you in the room, why should I know which room you were in?

Bonus, sc2 comes back and sits at a table and some of his buddies show up and they are loud. I was about to say something to him and his buddies when my relief showed up.

I'm glad I don't have to put up with this shit anymore.

[Zoom]

Pro Tip: If possible, try to get behind them before responding. If they keep turning around to follow your progress, shrug and run around them in circles. Bonus: You get a free involuntary break if you pass out.

[Lore]

Man, that's annoying. I honestly would probably refuse to respond until they spoke to my face. However, Zoom's idea would be FAR more entertaining.