SC: You are just absolutely gorgeous.
Me: Right.
SC: No I mean it, never sell yourself short, you are just so beautiful.
Me: Thank you.
SC: So uh...when do you get off?
Me: 9:30.
SC: Oh, well what are you doing after that?
Me: ...*looks outside at the RAGING HURRICANE.* Probably going back to my sister's house.
SC: After that?
Me: Sleeping?
SC: Well what are you doing tomorrow?
Me: ...battening down the hatches?
SC: I'm just tryin' ta get a date here...
Me: You'll have to fight all the other guys from [other company down the street].
SC: Well I make more money than they do, and money talks!
Me: .......right.
Question: Where were you going to take me? EVERYONE BUT US IS CLOSED.
Me: Right.
SC: No I mean it, never sell yourself short, you are just so beautiful.
Me: Thank you.
SC: So uh...when do you get off?
Me: 9:30.
SC: Oh, well what are you doing after that?
Me: ...*looks outside at the RAGING HURRICANE.* Probably going back to my sister's house.
SC: After that?
Me: Sleeping?
SC: Well what are you doing tomorrow?
Me: ...battening down the hatches?
SC: I'm just tryin' ta get a date here...
Me: You'll have to fight all the other guys from [other company down the street].
SC: Well I make more money than they do, and money talks!
Me: .......right.
Question: Where were you going to take me? EVERYONE BUT US IS CLOSED.
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