Re: My List
Enjoying this very much. I can see all of them playing in the film library in my poor broken little head...!
Here's mine:
The "ImSoGladYoureHere" SC - This is the guy who comes in at 4am for a FAX from another country and wants to talk to you because no one else is awake. Just because I happen to be awake, doesn't mean I would just LOVE to talk to you instead of doing all the work I have going on...
The "ScaryHoboGuyLateAtNight" SC - This is the guy who comes in at 4am to use the restroom, and urinates on the floor. No one else will let him use the john. I wonder why? Anyway, I saw him coming once, and put a sign on both restrooms, saying "Out Of Order". Guess the smelly poor-aimed, upstanding member of the community can't read. Yep, you guessed it, I had pee patrol that night. I confronted him, and he says, "It wasn't me. I sit down when I pee". I told him to make sure he finished before he stands up then...ugh.
The "INeverApprovedThat" SC - This is usually a female. Typically around X-Mas time. She will order custom greeting cards with the oh so special and VERY important greeting from the Johnsons, Huffers, (insert well-to-do name here) etc. She will order 200 double-sided color cards. She will return to approve the quality, checking the spelling of her greeting, and she will SIGN off on a completed "proof". She will agree to have production started ASAP...aaaaand the next day when she picks up her order---She finds an error she missed!! I just love those ladies. They are the greatest. The cream of the crop. And hey, you know that it's always the guy at the counters' fault who finds her order as well. ALWAYS.
Enjoying this very much. I can see all of them playing in the film library in my poor broken little head...!
Here's mine:
The "ImSoGladYoureHere" SC - This is the guy who comes in at 4am for a FAX from another country and wants to talk to you because no one else is awake. Just because I happen to be awake, doesn't mean I would just LOVE to talk to you instead of doing all the work I have going on...
The "ScaryHoboGuyLateAtNight" SC - This is the guy who comes in at 4am to use the restroom, and urinates on the floor. No one else will let him use the john. I wonder why? Anyway, I saw him coming once, and put a sign on both restrooms, saying "Out Of Order". Guess the smelly poor-aimed, upstanding member of the community can't read. Yep, you guessed it, I had pee patrol that night. I confronted him, and he says, "It wasn't me. I sit down when I pee". I told him to make sure he finished before he stands up then...ugh.
The "INeverApprovedThat" SC - This is usually a female. Typically around X-Mas time. She will order custom greeting cards with the oh so special and VERY important greeting from the Johnsons, Huffers, (insert well-to-do name here) etc. She will order 200 double-sided color cards. She will return to approve the quality, checking the spelling of her greeting, and she will SIGN off on a completed "proof". She will agree to have production started ASAP...aaaaand the next day when she picks up her order---She finds an error she missed!! I just love those ladies. They are the greatest. The cream of the crop. And hey, you know that it's always the guy at the counters' fault who finds her order as well. ALWAYS.
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