I say: "Our deadline for that is 5 p.m. on Monday."
They hear: "But of course I can take this at 12:58 p.m. on Thursday."
I say: "We're not allowed to take those over the phone."
They hear: "Start reciting your information as fast as possible, perhaps you will convince me that your church social is front page news that way."
I say: "I don't work in that department."
They hear: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
They say: *something retarded*
I say: "......"
They hear: "Of course I'm not thinking of all the horrible things I could do to you with a staple puller. Please continue."
I say: "Let me transfer you down to that department."
They hear: The ocean. Hey, neat!
They hear: "But of course I can take this at 12:58 p.m. on Thursday."
I say: "We're not allowed to take those over the phone."
They hear: "Start reciting your information as fast as possible, perhaps you will convince me that your church social is front page news that way."
I say: "I don't work in that department."
They hear: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
They say: *something retarded*
I say: "......"
They hear: "Of course I'm not thinking of all the horrible things I could do to you with a staple puller. Please continue."
I say: "Let me transfer you down to that department."
They hear: The ocean. Hey, neat!
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