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... So Seraph gets to be Grievious Bodily Harm?Quoth Kazim View PostAaaand now i'm getting the mental picture of the four Horsemen of the apocralypse
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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wooo, milkshakes!Quoth Jester View PostI have this wonderful mental image of myself, GK, and Serpah (and probably Kinkoid as well) sitting around a booth table at Denny's, casually discussing how we are going to completely and totally fuck with various asshats' lives.
Probably while drinking milkshakes. Unless it's a Denny's with beer. Then I'd be having a beer while they'd be having milkshakes. Either way, an amusing thought.
Also, the Denny's over by me nearly killed someone, apparently...so I un-nominate that location.
Apocalypse Ponies are much scarier.Quoth Jester View PostThem?
Pansies.
The Girl Who Actually Was On Fire?Quoth dalesys View Post... So Seraph gets to be Grievious Bodily Harm?By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
"What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend
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In that case Covered With Fish might be an improvement.Quoth Seraph View PostThe Girl Who Actually Was On Fire?
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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I'm imagining the meeting of the 'Merchants of Death' from the movie "Thank You For Smoking."Quoth Jester View PostI have this wonderful mental image of myself, GK, and Serpah (and probably Kinkoid as well) sitting around a booth table at Denny's, casually discussing how we are going to completely and totally fuck with various asshats' lives.
Probably while drinking milkshakes. Unless it's a Denny's with beer. Then I'd be having a beer while they'd be having milkshakes. Either way, an amusing thought.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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All I can say is thank you.Quoth Missyanthrope View PostLoooong time lurker popping out to say...
BEST. RESPONSE. EVERRRRRR.

I laughed so hard I cried.
At which point my foster daughter, a Twilight freak, asked what was up. I told her, and she was so upset (in that emo teen pseudo-gothy stare at you until you burst into flames way) that I laughed again...and peed a little. Off to change my delicates. 
This is the first time one of my comments has resulted in spontaneous pants wetting hilarity.
Do I get some kind of hat now?Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
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