...This Explains So Much. aka Seraph Finally Figured It Out.

[BlaqueKatt]

People voluntarily go on that show. That's what confuses me.

you get paid, I know because my mom wanted to go on it, due to her age, they also wanted me to join, to give the audience some "Kattfighting" $25 if I screamed at her, $50 for hair pulling, and $100 for each time the security guys had to grab me.

[Seraph]

Slightly more disturbing update:

Just was informed that this guy is now looking harder for me...and has been approaching people in my industry asking if they know my number, or my Facebook, because I've managed to cloak my info pretty well. (phew) He tried adding a few people that he doesn't know are my Facebook friends, to HIS facebook account....and then asking them about how to get in touch with me. Thankfully, they're turning down his friend requests, and a couple even reported him flat out to FB.

He also has posted more videos, one of which is him trying to demonstrate the best way to break into a home. Apparently his plan is to a) become a professional WWE wrestler (I kid you not) and b) get BACK onto Jerry Springer.

I'm slightly nervous, but have quite an arsenal at my behest if he should continue to push the matter. I am seriously not someone to be messed with when it comes to these things.

[Jester]

I'm slightly nervous, but have quite an arsenal at my behest if he should continue to push the matter. I am seriously not someone to be messed with when it comes to these things.

Give. Me. His. Number.

[Gizmo]

Get them to report these attempts to the police.

[Seraph]

Give. Me. His. Number.

I'm really tempted, Jester, but I have the feeling he'd harass you pretty badly. ><

Get them to report these attempts to the police.

It has to be a successful attempt in order for the police to do anything about it, as I've not filed a report on him before. Trust me, if ANYTHING goes through, if he so much as finds out my address/number, I'll be at the police station before you can say "Bumpenschnitzel."

[stitchwitch]

You should report the home break-in video to the athorities, that has got to be illegal.

[Jay 2K Winger]

What a prick.

What an idiot.

All right. I'm making a ruling here on behalf of all men. We are hereby revoking this guy's Man Card. He no longer gets to call himself a man. We cannot allow this asshole to associate himself with others of our gender.

He is to surrender his balls, and his dick, as microscopic as they might be, as well as his Y chromosome.

You, Monsieur Asshole, have been Put On Notice. Don't make us PWNZER you.

He also has posted more videos, one of which is him trying to demonstrate the best way to break into a home. Apparently his plan is to a) become a professional WWE wrestler (I kid you not) and b) get BACK onto Jerry Springer.

Ohhh, I seriously hope he actually DOES try to become a professional wrestler. He'll find out it's not as fun as he probably thinks it is, dealing with constant pain, travels, not to mention that the business is full of people who take a dim view of assholes and have some pretty creative ways of punishing them.

[Jester]

I'm really tempted, Jester, but I have the feeling he'd harass you pretty badly.

Bring it. I am not exactly one that worries about douchebags like this harassing me, ya know.

[Seraph]

Bring it. I am not exactly one that worries about douchebags like this harassing me, ya know.

Well then, if I pin down which number is actually his (there's a list of NINETEEN that he's using to harass someone)....I might take you up on that. :P

[Tama]

19? WHAT is his problem?? Ugh.

[Jay 2K Winger]

19? WHAT is his problem?? Ugh.

Ohhhhh, so many things, let's see...

Poor genetic heritage, a very small brain, overly inflated ego, sociopathic tendencies, intermittent explosive disorder, abnormally small genitalia that are none the less still bigger than his very small brain, a massive inferiority complex, too much disposable income, deviant behavior, and just because I don't like this asshole and it's probably not true but I'm gonna add it in anyway: syphilis.

[emax4]

It's from a Weird Al song, "Jerry Springer", off the Running With Scissors album. It's a parody of Barenaked Ladies' "One Week". Yes, I am a sad pathetic fangirl for recognizing the lyrics immediately, though not nearly as sad or pathetic as Seraph's former client.

You're not a sad and pathetic fangirl. My wife and I are Weird Al fans, but she's more hardcore than I (has met him more times than I have too). Today when going to her parents house, James Brown's "Livin In America" came on, and I was quietly singing the words to "Livin with a Hernia"

Seraph, have you considered paying for one of those investigation fees where you can look up the person's actual information? It might give you a clue to his whereabouts (assuming he has left Chicago since the taping). Any info like that should help you out.

[Seraph]

Seraph, have you considered paying for one of those investigation fees where you can look up the person's actual information? It might give you a clue to his whereabouts (assuming he has left Chicago since the taping). Any info like that should help you out.

I have his address, I'm fairly sure. I've considered paying, but I am 90% sure I've got the address.

Also, we might have the phone number, possibly, my buddy is setting up a VOIP account later so he can call down the list privately, and see which one gets a hit.

[emax4]

If you haven't known about it or done so, consider a Google phone number, which is a disposable number you can use.

[Argabarga]

Just remember, one small clandestine call to you-know-who....

And whatever car/truck this guy drives to work will just disappear.....