Hotel Tales: "Quick and Dirty" Edition

[BroSCFischer]

I am NOT kidding about the dirty.

Last night, the phone rang at about 4AM and I answered it.

ME: <hotel name> <location>, This is BroSCFischer, how may I help you?
Jack Ass: How much is a room for 1 person for 1 night?
ME: I can get you a Non Smoking Room with 2 Double beds for $XX.XX
JA: <garbled> suck <garbled> ck?
ME: What?!?
JA: <garbled> suck your py?
ME: I am a guy, and I don't appreciate that kind of language. If you are looking for accommodations, look elsewhere. <click>

SC

[taxguykarl]

At least you managed to nip this suck in the bud (no pun intended..oh, yes it was--who am I kidding) and didn't have to check in and deal with that [CENSORED].

[Teskeria]

I am NOT kidding about the dirty.

Last night, the phone rang at about 4AM and I answered it.

ME: <hotel name> <location>, This is BroSCFischer, how may I help you?
Jack Ass: How much is a room for 1 person for 1 night?
ME: I can get you a Non Smoking Room with 2 Double beds for $XX.XX
JA: <garbled> suck <garbled> ck?
ME: What?!?
JA: <garbled> suck your py?
ME: I am a guy, and I don't appreciate that kind of language. If you are looking for accommodations, look elsewhere. <click>

SC

Should have said 'No that's okay. My cat is spayed, so she's not into toms.'

[Moirae]

lol. Oh, it wouldn't be the first person I've heard something like that. People think it's really funny to mess with clerks that way.

[Mr Hero]

I've gotten a few calls like this myself. Can't remember if I wrote about them here or not.

[TheHats]

As a woman working hotels, I've had the pleasure of getting this kind of crap in person, from men standing between me and the way out of a room.