"Break the law or I will tell on you!"

[Ironclad Alibi]

Ironclad, be careful not to have any kids in the room when you're watching it.

Not a problem. There are never any kids in the house when I'm watching movies, or any other time.

As I said, it's very NSFW....unkidfriendly...and so on.

I am definitely looking forward to seeing it.

[pzychobitch]

If she was in the USA I would've told her to go check out the local Chinese food place. Christmas is one of their best days next to New Year's Eve.

Point her towards my town. In city limits there's a vet clinic right next door to one.

[Cat Herder]

You should treat your customers equally! I want hats and crackers!!!

In Glorious People's Republic of Suckistan, all customers treated equally! Special Committee of Bureau of Entertainment pass out hats and crackers to customertariat masses equally! Glorious People's Republic of Suckistan is customers' paradise!

I can clearly see you prefer those drunks over my family!

By George, you've got it! By George, she's got it, Colonel Pickering!

SC: There are people sat where I want to sit!!

Once, when I had just sat down on a train, a possibly drunk guy standing nearby drawled, "I waaaas planning to sit there!"

It's okay, dude; I'm sure there's an alternate universe out there in which Alternate You beats Alternate Cat Herder to this seat.

[Jester]

"I waaaas planning to sit there!"

And I waaaas planning on fucking Megan Fox...but it seems Brian Austin Green beat me to the punch. Ya snooze, ya lose.

[dalesys]

...but it seems Brian Austin Green...

Ya mean to say he BAGged her?