No Eggs for You!

[EricKei]

Oh, I dunno -- seeing a good pun war always makes me feel sunnyside And hell, the thread-bump it causes could act as a wonderful bacon, bringing more people here to toast the thread! Just watch out for Benedicts who might want to make us crack.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

All white everyone, my brain is officially fried.

[kibbles]

I want to know if a thunder check is better than a rain check??

[RetailWorkhorse]

I want to know if a thunder check is better than a rain check??

...I just don't know what happened! (.) _(')

[Mr Hero]

A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

[MoonCat]

True story!!

Years ago (80's? 90's?) my youngest sister worked at the city mission (that's what it's called actually...City Mission ) They would often get food donations. One time a farmer donated boxes...and boxes...and boxes of eggs. I forget how many dozen but we figured out at the time that the total came to somewhere around 20,000 eggs.

Cue the lot of us at home singing (very off key) this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBEB7EfkDII but changing it to "22,000 eggs"

And the clients of the mission kept coming in for YEARS afterward: "I heard you were giving away eggs?"

They're probably still asking....

[MadMike]

And cue the bad yolks, from everyone who thinks their bad puns will crack people up. Even if half the puns are poached from other sources. Omelet you in on a secret...most of these puns don't go over that easy.

Please don't egg them on.

[Teefies2]

Gotta love the puns!

And here we are THREE days later, people are still wanting "dem eggs" and being pissed that we won't give rain checks!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Please don't egg them on.

When they try an egg pun that isn't very funny, boy, will they have egg on their face.

[EricKei]

When they try an egg pun that isn't very funny, boy, will they have egg on their face.

Don't be chicken. Tell us how you really fowl.

[An Haddock]

These yolks are terrible.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Don't be chicken. Tell us how you really fowl.

That joke was a poultry thing, you should be ashamed.

[Dadeo]

Ga! Ayam going cocos with all these bad puns, you're kylling me. You kana seem to kip them to yourselves. So, oilasko one more time poulet it go already.

[Seraph]

And here we are THREE days later, people are still wanting "dem eggs" and being pissed that we won't give rain checks!

At least you're getting to rain on their parade!

[redsox33413]

Let's hope nobody fertilizes HER eggs.

And the congregation says AMEN!